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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 10 March 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1298
  • Number of comments : 157
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About _kyleG_ : Wrestler | Archer | Violinist/Violist | Bass vocalist | Biology major (coming this fall)

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. ~Maya Angelou

§ haileyrows is bæ* §
*FML is not a dating service, and yet I managed to find the love of my life on here- the world works in strange ways, but this is okay.
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Message me! :) I don't bite [much] {en français aussi} (...or don't, do you)
(Also, if you get the location reference, you're awesome.)

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_kyleG_'s favorite FMLs

Today, my boss asked if I could spare a few minutes to finish off the last of his paperwork backlog. I'm pretty desperate for a raise, so I said sure. Turns out the "small", "should-take-a-few-minutes" backlog consists of 3 desk-high stacks of documents. Goodbye, cruel world. FML

#21399405
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22857) - you deserved it (2222)

On 04/25/2015 at 8:58am - work - by Anonymous (man) - India (Maharashtra)

Today, I took my 2 year old to the potty in a public restroom. I was just about to set her on the toilet when the automatic flush went off, scaring her and causing her to pee all over both of us. FML

#21394708
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29726) - you deserved it (2440)

On 04/16/2015 at 2:36pm - kids - by klutz44 - United States (Illinois)

Today, my husband told me he doesn't see the point in trying anymore, and that he no longer loves me. I was devastated. He stayed on the couch while I went to bed. Ten minutes later, he said, "Do you mind? I'm trying to sleep." and asked me to shut up. FML

Today, I overheard a large group of my friends and acquaintances making spontaneous plans to go see a movie that afternoon. I was the only person not invited. Normally I would have believed their excuse that they thought I was "sick at home", except I was sitting a few feet away the entire time. FML

#21390441
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27919) - you deserved it (2354)

On 04/09/2015 at 2:25am - misc - by ifeelsoloved (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend repeatedly whispering in my ear, "You want to give me a blowjob". Yes, he actually thought it would work. FML

#21389410
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27696) - you deserved it (3358)

On 04/07/2015 at 5:00pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I woke up to it raining. My area really needs it, so it's great. I didn't expect to wake up to a hole in the roof though. FML

Today, after over six weeks of not getting a single shift at my part time job, I finally went in to meet my new manager. He didn't even know I existed. Apparently my old manager lied and said I quit so they hired someone else. FML

Today, I was outside with my two new kittens. A woman came rushing over, saying how glad she was that they were outside. She then started complaining that she had only been able to see them through the windows previously. I have no idea who she is or where she lives. FML

#21389096
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30170) - you deserved it (1998)

On 04/07/2015 at 3:14am - animals - by cat.imakittycat. (woman) - New Zealand (Taranaki)

Today, I was pulled over by a policeman. He thought I was drunk, after doing the "walk in a straight line" test and the "finger-to-nose" test. It wasn't until after I got a fine that I got it through to him that I have cerebellar ataxia, and that I wasn't drunk. FML

#21387213
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27385) - you deserved it (2140)

On 04/03/2015 at 8:42pm - health - by NotDrunk - United States (Texas)



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