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_kayla__00
  • Town/Country : usa
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 19 September 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 77
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About _kayla__00 : I enjoy eating.

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Today, my girlfriend and I were about to have sex for the first time. We are both virgins. After we kissed and I took down my pants, she screamed and said "That THING is going to break me." We never did it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36567) - you deserved it (4957)

On 01/16/2011 at 8:28pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, while socializing after a church service, I discovered I'm still referred to as "Fireshit's brother", after an incident a year ago which involved my sister screaming "the devil is coming out of my anus!" from the lavatory. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26086) - you deserved it (2895)

On 12/25/2010 at 1:20am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)



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