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_kawaii_
  • Town/Country : Newcastle, Australia
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 13 April 1996 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 80
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About _kawaii_ : I am a person. I do person things.

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Today, I told my husband to give our dog a bath while I was at work. When I returned home, I found my dog, along with my husband, in the bath together. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38324) - you deserved it (8501)

On 03/01/2014 at 3:23am - animals - by lacy - United States (Kentucky)

Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML

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193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38974) - you deserved it (3007)

On 12/30/2012 at 1:29am - love - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate and his friends using my bass clarinet to smoke weed. FML

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237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28298) - you deserved it (4867)

On 09/14/2011 at 7:06am - misc - by funnymanjoe - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was ambushed by a very angry beaver. FML

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On 11/05/2010 at 5:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)



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