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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 13 April 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 375
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About _kawaii_ : I am a person. I do person things.

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Today, I told my husband to give our dog a bath while I was at work. When I returned home, I found my dog, along with my husband, in the bath together. FML


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Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML


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Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate and his friends using my bass clarinet to smoke weed. FML


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Today, I was ambushed by a very angry beaver. FML


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