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  • Birth Date : Thursday 13 February 1992 (20 years)
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Today, at the airport, my mom began talking about how useless the war in Iraq was, and how dumb the soldiers that serve there were for enlisting during the war. The soldier at the vending machine near us caught my eye. I mouthed, "Sorry" and he mouthed, slowly, "You fuckin' better be." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (66992) - you deserved it (13617)

On 06/26/2009 at 3:57am - misc - by ILuvYouSoldiers (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, we had our divorce hearing and now it is final. As we were leaving the courthouse, I told my ex-wife how happy I was that we were finally free from each other. Then my junky old van wouldn't start and I had to beg her for a ride home. FML

#2929763 (86)

I agree, your life sucks (10017) - you deserved it (46327)

On 06/16/2009 at 12:35am - love - by Aerostar (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was at the mall with my mom. She was pissing me off, so I started screaming at her and causing a scene. I ended up falling all the way down the up escalator. Everyone saw and people clapped. FML

#2804463 (803)

I agree, your life sucks (17353) - you deserved it (171866)

On 06/11/2009 at 3:49pm - misc - by ouchers (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I decided to go swimming. I knew my technique would be off because I haven't swam since high school. It was when I made it only halfway across the pool that the lifeguard decided to jump in and save me. I wasn't drowning or struggling. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32771) - you deserved it (2948)

On 06/10/2009 at 6:50pm - health - by anonymous (man) - United States (Indiana)