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Today, at college, I was frantically trying to finish an essay on gay rights that was due less than an hour later. In the end I failed, because the college internet filters kept classifying every single page containing the information I needed as "sex", and blocked it all. FML

#21166210
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37505) - you deserved it (13312)

On 06/07/2014 at 3:16pm - work - by fstfckd (man) - United States

Today, my husband and I put our children to bed a little earlier than usual, so we could have some sexy time. Immediately following my full-blown orgasm, I rolled over, only to see my wide-eyed son peeking over the top of the mattress. FML

#21133668
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61461) - you deserved it (14119)

On 05/07/2014 at 10:31pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, my dog proudly brought home a rabbit he'd killed. The same rabbit that belongs to my neighbor's daughter. FML

#21123459
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40746) - you deserved it (4150)

On 04/26/2014 at 12:39pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I bought my niece a plush My Little Pony figure for her birthday. Only after she unwrapped it did I realize that it was meant to be a sex toy for grown men. FML

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194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40445) - you deserved it (16920)

On 04/26/2014 at 1:57am - kids - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, I got into a slight spot of shit with my new boss over his speech. Apparently he was not actually impersonating Sylvester the Cat, and he just has a speech impediment. When I jokingly said "sufferin' succotash" to him, he wasn't pleased at all. FML

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81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20554) - you deserved it (38607)

On 02/10/2014 at 5:37pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I held hands with the boy I like. Without thinking, I commented that his right hand is softer, as if he only used lotion on that one hand. And then we stood there in terribly awkward silence. FML

#20541635
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41833) - you deserved it (15704)

On 03/13/2013 at 12:57am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, I got my first hand job. I started bleeding. FML

#17619671
298 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39369) - you deserved it (5294)

On 08/30/2011 at 7:24am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I found out that when an officer screams, "DON'T MOVE OR I'LL TASE YOU", it really means, "If you so much as flinch I'm going to shoot and 50,000 volts will be directed through your nose and groin." FML

#6785905
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24391) - you deserved it (10688)

On 12/16/2009 at 11:02pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was in spanish class, having a debate about the death penalty. When I went to make a point, I meant to say "La pena de muerte", which means "The death penalty". I said, "La pene de muerte". Turns out that means, "The penis of death". FML

#206263
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26672) - you deserved it (41607)

On 03/04/2009 at 12:42pm - misc - by Señor Guapo (man) - United States (Missouri)



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