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_iquitlife_
  • Town/Country : Minneapolis , USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 31
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I got into a slight spot of shit with my new boss over his speech. Apparently he was not actually impersonating Sylvester the Cat, and he just has a speech impediment. When I jokingly said "sufferin' succotash" to him, he wasn't pleased at all. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19469) - you deserved it (36417)

On 02/10/2014 at 5:37pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I held hands with the boy I like. Without thinking, I commented that his right hand is softer, as if he only used lotion on that one hand. And then we stood there in terribly awkward silence. FML

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132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40561) - you deserved it (15289)

On 03/13/2013 at 12:57am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, I got my first hand job. I started bleeding. FML

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On 08/30/2011 at 7:24am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I found out that when an officer screams, "DON'T MOVE OR I'LL TASE YOU", it really means, "If you so much as flinch I'm going to shoot and 50,000 volts will be directed through your nose and groin." FML

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On 12/16/2009 at 11:02pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was in spanish class, having a debate about the death penalty. When I went to make a point, I meant to say "La pena de muerte", which means "The death penalty". I said, "La pene de muerte". Turns out that means, "The penis of death". FML

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On 03/04/2009 at 12:42pm - misc - by Señor Guapo (man) - United States (Missouri)



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