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Today, I tried to kill a spider by throwing a shoe at it. All it did was slice the spider's egg sac open, releasing all its babies. FML

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On 03/02/2014 at 5:38pm - animals - by Anonytard - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out the hard way that my boyfriend and mother have been sending each other sexually-explicit picture messages. FML



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