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_daniellesays_
  • Town/Country : Waterford, United States
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Saturday 4 September 1993 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 343
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About _daniellesays_ : Say what you will about the importance of grammar, but I think you automatically (in general) get a few more respect points for writing like this, instade of lyk dis.

Anyway, hi.

I feel that they should update this App so messages work on it, 'specially since that's what most of us here are using.

I love the lyric from the song 23 by Jimmy Eat World, "No one else will have me like you do; No one else will have me, only you" , + the way Jim Adkins sings it.

Did you know that dolphins rape people?

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Today, my husband asked me, "Why do you love me?" I spent the next five minutes spilling my heart and soul out to him. After I'd asked the same question, he looked me straight in the eye and said, "I don't." FML

#18374198
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42468) - you deserved it (2834)

On 11/28/2011 at 7:51am - love - by nirvana_mama157 - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, we were going around the table, telling everyone what we were thankful for. My girlfriend said she was thankful for her vibrator, because I can't please her like it can. My family thought this was funny. FML

#18346597
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30474) - you deserved it (6435)

On 11/25/2011 at 12:20pm - intimacy - by notgoodenough - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was walking to the kitchen in the dark. Something caught my eye and I turned to see a man standing in the corner, clear as day. I jumped and closed my eyes for a split second. When I opened them, he was nowhere to be seen. I'm now terrified to live in my own home. FML

#18338481
487 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39113) - you deserved it (3771)

On 11/24/2011 at 3:30pm - misc - by haunted (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I had a dream that I was trying to pop a balloon. Nothing I did was working, so I put it between my knees and tried to pop it that way. Immediately, I woke up to the sound of frantic hissing and meowing. As it turns out, I was trying to pop the cat. FML

#18312960
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27743) - you deserved it (4474)

On 11/21/2011 at 11:46pm - animals - by furryballoon (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, after years of torment and relentless harassment, I finally built up the courage to stand up to a bully. I got a detention for swearing at him. FML

#18310525
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28935) - you deserved it (2095)

On 11/21/2011 at 7:35pm - misc - by damnedbydurberg (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I caught my husband once again looking at half naked pictures of a friend of mine on Facebook. When I asked why he did it, he said "I was checking to see if they were still there." FML

#18296145
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22706) - you deserved it (4054)

On 11/20/2011 at 6:31am - love - by anonymous - United States

Today, at the nail salon, a Korean woman was making fun of me. I kindly told her, in Korean, that I understood. She kindly told me, in English, that she didn't care. FML

#18150713
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34728) - you deserved it (2807)

On 11/03/2011 at 8:16pm - work - by EunJung - United States

Today, at the nail salon, a Korean woman was making fun of me. I kindly told her, in Korean, that I understood. She kindly told me, in English, that she didn't care. FML

#18150713
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34728) - you deserved it (2807)

On 11/03/2011 at 8:16pm - work - by EunJung - United States

Today, I was bitched out by my 17 year old son's teacher. It seems the idiot teacher made the kids advocate for his own political beliefs in a presentation, and my son ended his speech saying, "And it remains my opinion that our instructor is cramping my motherfucking style." Instant suspension. FML

#18095977
232 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20667) - you deserved it (3697)

On 10/28/2011 at 11:52am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, for my birthday, instead of a cake, my friends surprised me with a castle mainly made out of bacon. I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I fucking hate bacon. FML

#18079662
423 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18409) - you deserved it (32060)

On 10/26/2011 at 10:14am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I found out my boyfriend has been "single" on numerous occasions during our 9 month relationship. FML

#18029239
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24040) - you deserved it (2254)

On 10/20/2011 at 2:56am - intimacy - by SpikeStanley - United States

Today, at my job in a nursing home, the State Department of Health inspected us, during which a dementia patient repeatedly screamed that I always hurt her. This was the first time that I'd ever seen her. FML

#18028466
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20759) - you deserved it (1106)

On 10/20/2011 at 12:36am - work - by Whoops (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, for our 3rd anniversary, I gave my boyfriend a watch, courtesy of Rolex. He gave me herpes, courtesy of his other girlfriend. FML

#18014393
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43073) - you deserved it (3423)

On 10/18/2011 at 10:16am - health - by stdpositivenow (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I had to take my son to the emergency room for shooting himself in the ass with a BB gun. FML

#17989700
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21892) - you deserved it (3446)

On 10/15/2011 at 1:05pm - kids - by myfamilyisodd (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I saw my boyfriend of a year kissing another girl. When I walked up to confront him about it, he tried to convince the other girl he didn't know who I was. FML

#17989698
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33453) - you deserved it (2065)

On 10/15/2011 at 1:05pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)



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