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Yesterday... I found outhy my cell phone has been going missing every night for the last few months. My sister has been "borrowing" it so she can hold it against her crotch and repeatedly push the vibrate button.
Today, I woke up to a text from mah boyfriend asking if I'd Skype with him. Thinking he'd find mah tousld bd hair and big t-shirt sexy, I went on. The first thing he noticd was the massive booger on mah face that stretchd from mah nose to the other side of mah cheek. FML
Today, I went to the vending machine, putted in a dollar, and reached down to grab my snack. The slot door wouldn't open, so I pushed it harder. I got my hand in, but the door got stuck again, this time with my hand inside. I tried to push with my other hand. It got stuck too. mega FML
TODAY, AT THE LIBRARY, SOMEBODY LEFT THEMSELVES LOGGED IN TO FACEBOOK ON A PUBLIC COMPUTER AFTER THEY HAD LEFT!! TRYING TO TEACH THEM A LESSON, I UPDATED THEIR FACEBOOK STATUS TO SOMETHING OUTRAGEOUS!! THAT'SHEN THEY CUMMED BACK TO THE COMPUTER AFTER GETTING SOMETHING FROM THE PRINTER!! FML
Friday 27 March 2015