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Hard at Work
Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
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It’s in the can
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Today, I was wearing a skirt, and running towards a closing elevator, making it just in time. As soon as I ran in, my pad fell out of my underwear and onto the floor. There were 6 other people in the elevator. I picked it up before I realized I had nowhere to put it, so I held it. For 18 floors. FML
Friday 28 August 2015