This member hasn't filled in their description.
_alexis22's FML badges
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already got 50 FMLs in your favourites list!
The rules are the rules
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by our moderating team.
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
_alexis22's favorite FMLs
by beyondembarrassed / 05/05/2013 at 1:44am / United States / Intimacy
by unforgettablee / 04/29/2013 at 3:08am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, working in customer support, I received a call from a woman who'd just been robbed. My supervisor asked what was taking so long; I told him that she was hysterical. He took my phone and told her to call back when she had her "shit together", then hung up. I take orders from this man. FML
by no compassion / 04/16/2013 at 6:50am / United States (Colorado) / Work
by guess I'm stuck / 04/16/2013 at 3:23am / United States (California) / Love
by no selfie for me / 04/16/2013 at 12:08am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, my ex-boyfriend, with whom I'm still madly in love, called me and begged me to come back to him. In shock, I asked, "Is this some kind of joke?" He giggled, said yes, and then promptly hung up. FML
by Anonymous / 04/15/2013 at 10:20pm / United States / Love
by Mimi / 04/15/2013 at 9:35pm / United States (California) / Kids
by wow / 04/15/2013 at 2:36pm / Russian Federation (Saint Petersburg City) / Love
Today, while trying to find my phone in the depths of the sheets on my bed, I gave my comforter a huge shake. A second later, I heard a crash. My phone had miraculously flown straight into the glass of water on my nightstand. Found it. FML
by Reno / 04/15/2013 at 12:25pm / United States (Nevada) / Miscellaneous
by JRLJLS / 04/15/2013 at 5:09am / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by OPhere / 04/15/2013 at 3:37am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by BarBacked / 04/15/2013 at 3:31am / United States / Work
by lonely / 04/14/2013 at 11:45pm / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 04/14/2013 at 10:11pm / United States / Love
Today, my sister went into a blind rage at me for "upstaging" her by announcing that I'm pregnant, two months after she did the same. My husband and I have been trying for two years. She's in high school and doesn't even know who the father is. FML
by bntje / 04/14/2013 at 4:39pm / Netherlands (Overijssel) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, I found out my parents have been slipping birth control pills into my morning orange juice… 2Today, I found out my husband has been catfishing my sixteen year-old brother for over a year. FML 3Today, I babysat a kid who was such a bratty little prick that I actually considered walking out on…