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  • Town/Country : Houston, United States
  • Title : Miss
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About __jasmiineee__ : ~~~ ċѧʟı mѧԀє, tє×ѧs яѧısєԀ~~~

I'm Cheer Captain. I play soccer, volleyball, basketball, tennis & I run track. Sadly all of that doesn't satisfy my needs, I still manage to hate almost everything. Yet I still enjoy helping people when they're in need of someone to be there for them. But sometimes I might come off as a bitch because I'm sarcastic.
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Today, during parent/teacher conferences, my mom told my Chemistry teacher that I have an intense crush on him. There are still 7 months left in the school year. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44208) - you deserved it (3934)

On 10/23/2013 at 10:04am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I bumped into a really cute guy I know. I stuttered and floundered, before saying, "Hi, it's me, Megan Thomas." My surname isn't Thomas, but his is. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44650) - you deserved it (7924)

On 09/20/2013 at 7:23am - love - by hoolagirl4422 (woman) - Hong Kong



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