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by poolfail / 08/06/2014 at 5:14pm / Miscellaneous
Today, I told my mom that I heard something, and I think we have rats in the attic and should hire an exterminator. She looked at me and said, "Rats, huh? That's what the mom in The Exorcist thought, but it turned out to be the devil living up there." FML
by jkbeynon / 03/02/2013 at 11:18pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I left work to find a note on my windshield that read, "I think you're cute," with a phone number written down as well. I got super excited and immediately dialed. The phone was answered by a woman laughing hysterically. It was my Mom. FML
by MarkTheShark / 12/12/2009 at 12:23am / United States (Massachusetts) / Love
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- Today, my boyfriend actually held onto my love handles while we were having sex. He said they "made… Today, my boyfriend decided that vaginal, oral, and anal sex are starting to get boring. Let's just… Today, my girlfriend and I were watching TV. She starts to undo my belt buckle, unzips my fly and…