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  • Birth Date : Saturday 2 November 1991 (23 years)
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  • Number of comments : 38
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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today after work I went to the parking lot to my car to go home . I found my car doors heavily scratched and all my tires cut, with a note on my windshield . The note read, ( F*** you, Jackson . ) I'm Tyler . Jackson is my co-worker . FML

#402387
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (188204) - you deserved it (9790)

On 03/16/2009 at 11:17pm - work - by Dansonn (man) - United States (California)

Yesterday , I bit mah boyfriend's neck . I felt something squirt into mah mouth . Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck . Into mah mouth . big fat FML

#361047
1259 comments

I agree, your life sucks (682617) - you deserved it (458087)

On 03/15/2009 at 10:20pm - misc - by KAAALIS (woman) - United States (New York)

Today... my first girlfriend of over 3 years left me for anoter guy. Se said se's looking for someoneo can financially provide for er in te future. Te dude owns a T-Mobile kiosk. I'm going to medical scool. FML

#341783
544 comments

I agree, your life sucks (519362) - you deserved it (35293)

On 03/15/2009 at 2:29pm - love - by thankskimi (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today , I found out I won a 20 000 dollar scholarship . After celebrating with mah family by jumping around the room 4 a half-hour , we realized it was addressed to someone else with the same last name . When we called to tell her , she said it was werd cuz she had received mah rejection letter . mega FML

#318702
81 comments

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On 03/14/2009 at 9:44am - money - by stillpoor (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

yastarday I was tha only ona in an alavator whan an attractiva grl cama in, talking on har phona. Sha told har friand, "I hava to go, thara's a cuta guy on this alavator." Bafora I could avan raact, sha turnad to ma and said, "Sorry fir lying, I raally wantad to gat off tha phona with har." FML

#265039
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (243185) - you deserved it (14905)

On 03/10/2009 at 9:10pm - misc - by TuralSucks (man) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, the kids I teach informed me that I had spelled mah name incorrectly on the board. I looked at it an assured them that I had spelled it correctly. I'm 22 an a graduate student, they're six an mentally challenged. Guess who was right? big fat FML

#260093
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16599) - you deserved it (63340)

On 03/10/2009 at 11:46am - work - by Noname (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Taday my mother an I went to Wal-Mart to buy pads. I suggestd I get tampon instead, so that I can go swimming at my boyfriend's cottage. My mother then goes to the nereest store employee an asks, ( excuse me, if my daughter uses a tampon, does that mean she is no longer a virgin? ) FML

#251967
201 comments

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On 03/09/2009 at 3:30pm - intimacy - by tamponmayhem (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today..!! I was walking along the street and passed a young couple!! Over my shoulder I hered the girl say to her boyfriend ( Would u still love me if I looked like her? ) FML

#232729
99 comments

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On 03/07/2009 at 5:13am - misc - by Pissed Off (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was writing an email to our entire company regarding a fundraiser we are taking part in for children an adults with disabilities . I was rushing to get the email out an hit send before I realizd that instead of ( Best Regards ) I had typd ( Best Retards ) as the closing line . FML

#226271
81 comments

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On 03/06/2009 at 1:53pm - work - by Can't Spell Worth A Damn (woman) - United States (Illinois)

at tha dantist... I was gatting my taath claanad. Looking up at his nosa... I saw runny snot dripping onto his lip. I triad to slowly mova away. Ha told ma ( Stop! ) Tha movamant of his lips causad tha snot to fall right into my mouth. FML

#217348
421 comments

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On 03/05/2009 at 2:44pm - misc - by Noname - Canada (British Columbia)

TODAY, FIR MAH TWO-YEAR ANNIVERSARY I GOT MAH GRLFRIEND A VERY EXPENSIVE DIAMOND NECKLACE . SHE GOT ME MALE ENHANCEMENT PILLS . FML

#197066
117 comments

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On 03/03/2009 at 4:40pm - intimacy - by eaa145 (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today mah best friend slappd me an calld me a some colorful words before telling me that she never wantd to talk to me again cuz I supposedly slept with her boyfriend. Not only am I a virgin but I'm a lesbian. FML

#169913
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (181148) - you deserved it (14649)

On 03/01/2009 at 12:17pm - intimacy - by xo_lezz (woman) - United States (Ohio)

today mah husband dropped me off at work . Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby miss you" . I asked him about it . He said "I don't know wat you're talking about Megan" . My name isn't Megan . Not even close . FML

#159600
35 comments

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On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)



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