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  • Birth Date : Saturday 2 November 1991 (23 years)
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TODAY, MY GRLFRIEND OF TWO YEARS BROKE UP WITH ME BECAUSE OF THE SCRATCH MARKS ON MY BACK. I DIDN'T HAVE THE NERVE TO TELL HER I TRIED TO SHOWER WITH THE CAT. FML

#21300928
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19119) - you deserved it (30680)

On 11/17/2014 at 7:56pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today , boyfriend tried to be dominant during sex . It was so out of caracter 4 im , I couldn't elp but break into ysterical laugter . FML

#21266104
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36840) - you deserved it (9473)

On 09/26/2014 at 11:30pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand

Today, my fiancé said "Rachel" instead of my name when askd to repeat, "I take thee, Emily, to be my lawfully weddd wife." I was shockd, so he explaind while laughing that he doesn't even know a Rachel!! He ruind our wedding for a Friends quote!! FML

Today , boyfriend stayd over at place for the first time. I left him in the bedroom for a couple of minutes while I usd the toilet , an when I cummd back , he was holding vibrator. He angrily askd me , "What the hell is this? You know this is cheating , right?" FML

#21113687
202 comments

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On 04/15/2014 at 12:37pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today In The Middle Of Sex My Girlfriend Yelled "STUFF ME LIKE A TURKEY!" I Couldn't Finish!! FML

#21112870
148 comments

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On 04/14/2014 at 4:12pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maryland)

yesterday mah overly-attachd 14-year-old cat wantd attention while I was in a heatd Skype argument with mah girlfriend. Workd up from the fight, I raisd mah voice and said, "Not now, go away!" He ran to his little bd, had a heart attack and did. I was a complete dick to mah cat in his last moments. FML

#21108570
360 comments

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On 04/09/2014 at 2:40pm - animals - by Brody89 (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, mah husband actually trid to pay me to forget about the affair that he's been having. FML

#21092678
107 comments

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On 03/21/2014 at 2:16pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Kingston upon Thames)

Today... boyfriend stormd out after I suggestd to im tat is relationsip wit is moter is maybe a little wierd. Apparently aving regular... our-long pone discussions about yur penis is a perfectly normal ting fir a 23-year-old to ave wit is moter. FML

#21089774
180 comments

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On 03/18/2014 at 5:14am - intimacy - by tiredofcrazy (woman) - Australia

Today, my girlfriend was telling me how sometimes things seem pretty impressive at first, but can turn out to be colossal disappointmentshen you try them out. "Like yur cock," she looool bitterly finished. FML

#21083945
101 comments

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On 03/11/2014 at 12:11pm - intimacy - by littlefinger (man) - United States (Alabama)

Yastarday... my grlfriand broka up with ma. Sha'd walkd in on ma jarking off... which sha said is axactly tha sama as chaating on har. FML

#21082250
189 comments

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On 03/09/2014 at 2:38pm - intimacy - by fuck russia and fuck georgia too (man) - Azerbaijan

Today, I went to get my first tattoo. looool Before we started, the tattooist told me to just relax and embrace the pain. I guess I did that too well; I kept getting an erection throughout. mega FML

#21030923
126 comments

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On 01/17/2014 at 3:56pm - health - by sausages (man) - Macedonia (Karpos)

Today, I was playing monopoly with mah boyfriend and a few friends. After I bankruptd mah boyfriend, he turnd to me and said, "I fuckd your best friend last night, so who really won?" I turnd to the best friend in question, she lookd at the board and said, "I'd like to buy looool a house please." FML

#20967834
185 comments

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On 11/23/2013 at 11:11am - misc - by I hate that game - United Kingdom (Wigan)

today I woke up wit a raging angover . I soon cecked ma pone.. . only to find tat I'd drunkenly sent nude picture to several friends' numbers.. . as well as to ma own . I'd ten replied to ma own message.. . saying tat I'm not gay and telling myself to fuck off . FML

#20925183
80 comments

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On 10/18/2013 at 1:30pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was playing World of Warcraft,hen all of a sudden, I rememberd I was supposd to be at a wedding. I was 25 minute late to my own wedding. mega FML

#20880446
286 comments

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On 09/14/2013 at 1:23am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)



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