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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 3 May 1992 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 3207
  • Number of comments : 155
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I sat in my room on the computer instead of attending the party of the year. I got kicked out because I wasn't invited. The party was in my back yard, hosted by my brother. FML

#14138235
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30792) - you deserved it (3634)

On 12/09/2010 at 12:35am - misc - by person123abc (woman) - United States (California)

Today, a customer tried to pay for a $1.55 cup of coffee with a gift card, but he came up a dollar short. He let another customer through while he fumbled in his pocket for money. I later noticed a dollar had disappeared from my tip jar. FML

#14095339
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24734) - you deserved it (3450)

On 12/05/2010 at 12:36pm - work - by barista (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I walked outside to see my friend frantically waving and running at me, yelling something I couldn't understand. I smiled and started to jog over to him until I realized he was screaming "RUN!!!" We spent the next 10 minutes running from his neighbor's 5 vicious chihuahuas. FML

#14080015
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23358) - you deserved it (6081)

On 12/04/2010 at 2:08am - misc - by chi-huaHUA - United States

Today, my son told his teacher that she "has a nice rack." He's four. FML

#14079841
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27416) - you deserved it (10223)

On 12/04/2010 at 1:50am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Singapore

Today, my boyfriend and I broke up, and he came by to get his things while I was at work. When I got home I saw that the only thing he had taken was my cat. I only dated him for 5 months, I've had that cat for 14 years. FML

#14078710
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33580) - you deserved it (3277)

On 12/04/2010 at 12:20am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, after begging for over an hour, I had to pay my sister $20 to wax my back for me so my bra would stop painfully pulling at the hair I repulsively seem to be growing there. FML

#14009282
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28685) - you deserved it (4128)

On 11/28/2010 at 5:01am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, I woke up with extreme stomach pains. After being rushed to the hospital and having numerous tests performed, I was told my intestines were over-stretched with stool. I'm essentially so full of shit it hurts. FML

#14003911
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30099) - you deserved it (4043)

On 11/27/2010 at 9:17pm - health - by fulloshit - United States (Washington)

Today, my boyfriend confessed that he felt so insecure he submerged my $80 vibrator in water to eliminate the competition. FML

#13994749
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29267) - you deserved it (14107)

On 11/27/2010 at 12:57am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my dad was completely engrossed in a football game on TV, so, trying to be cute and funny, my mom flashed him. He didn't notice, but I did. FML

#13975253
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30227) - you deserved it (2713)

On 11/25/2010 at 1:33pm - misc - by blenderbookf (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when he started shaking really hard. When I asked him what he was doing, he simply said "I want to be better than your vibrator!" FML

#13961788
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32095) - you deserved it (10649)

On 11/24/2010 at 12:55pm - intimacy - by Heyy - United States (Washington)

Today, my toilet broke. Yesterday, the shower filled up with sludge. I have ten people coming over for Thanksgiving dinner tomorrow. FML

#13961527
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23244) - you deserved it (2148)

On 11/24/2010 at 12:29pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I finally made out with my boyfriend. Let's just say his idea of making out is moving his tongue like a lizard. FML

#13907049
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28777) - you deserved it (4575)

On 11/20/2010 at 1:20am - love - by lorrilanee (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I found out that people can get ringworm from cats. I found out because I have ringworm. I don't have a cat. Then I remembered I helped a friend move about two weeks ago, and spent the night sharing a bed with her cat. That's the last time I ever help her move. FML

#13861463
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21733) - you deserved it (3581)

On 11/16/2010 at 2:13am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, on the subway, a little tipsy, I sat down next to a guy I thought was cute, hoping to enjoy some harmless flirting. I said, "Hello." He said, "May I ask you a question?" I said, "Sure." He said, "Can you please move away from me?" FML

#13797443
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10139) - you deserved it (28810)

On 11/11/2010 at 12:48am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I played a volleyball game at my school. Not only did I miss the winning point, the ball hit my face in the process, which resulted in popping a big fat zit on my nose. FML

#13797230
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23551) - you deserved it (4661)

On 11/11/2010 at 12:30am - misc - by iharethissomuxh - Canada (Ontario)



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