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About _SugarSugar : Hi there~
I guess i should start off with my name.
My name's Claudia and i'm cooler than your mum|:
I'm 16. Harry Potter obsessed.
Harry Potter will forever pwn Twilight, kthxbye.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I was at a professional hockey game. I wasn't paying attention and a puck was shot into the stands and hit me in the face. My mouth was bleeding and I lost two teeth. As I was trying to cough up my teeth the old man next to me shoved me over and stole the puck. Everyone cheered. FML
Today, I found out my blood type is B. My parents are type A and type O. It's not genetically possible to be blood type B if your parents are A and O. This means I am either an adoptee, a mutant, or an illegitimate child. FML
Thursday 10 April 2014