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_SugarSugar
  • Town/Country : I ride Kangaroo's to school in Sydney, Australia
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Friday 8 May 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 247
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About _SugarSugar : Hi there~
I guess i should start off with my name.
My name's Claudia and i'm cooler than your mum|:
I'm 16. Harry Potter obsessed.
Harry Potter will forever pwn Twilight, kthxbye.

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Today, I was at a professional hockey game. I wasn't paying attention and a puck was shot into the stands and hit me in the face. My mouth was bleeding and I lost two teeth. As I was trying to cough up my teeth the old man next to me shoved me over and stole the puck. Everyone cheered. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (58400) - you deserved it (3665)

On 04/11/2009 at 4:42pm - misc - by thisblows (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I found out my blood type is B. My parents are type A and type O. It's not genetically possible to be blood type B if your parents are A and O. This means I am either an adoptee, a mutant, or an illegitimate child. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (131965) - you deserved it (5353)

On 04/11/2009 at 3:14pm - misc - by hedgehog5 - United States (North Carolina)



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