Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

_Sorry_

Search for a member

_Sorry_

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Sunday 15 January 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 811
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About _Sorry_ : Meh.

_Sorry_'s page activity

Visits<b>lmc94</b> - the 12/08/2011 at 2:54am<b>Freeze</b> - the 09/10/2011 at 10:16pm<b>sw2f2fchik612</b> - the 04/16/2010 at 1:03am<b>strength413</b> - the 03/22/2010 at 1:04am<b>Othello22</b> - the 03/21/2010 at 10:54pm<b>sintralin</b> - the 03/18/2010 at 10:38pm<b>aardvarkish</b> - the 03/18/2010 at 5:51pm<b>RuffRider022</b> - the 03/17/2010 at 5:00am<b>FrecklesXO</b> - the 03/17/2010 at 12:54am<b>JustSoLost</b> - the 03/07/2010 at 2:21am<b>smileysquid</b> - the 02/24/2010 at 10:30pm<b>EvilSanta4</b> - the 02/22/2010 at 6:11am<b>CloudEnvy</b> - the 02/18/2010 at 7:39am<b>bulb</b> - the 02/13/2010 at 11:23pm<b>pjcjr447</b> - the 02/11/2010 at 11:16am<b>kittygirl24</b> - the 02/09/2010 at 9:53pm<b>ObeseCaveDweller</b> - the 02/07/2010 at 9:14pm<b>wrappedinplastic</b> - the 02/06/2010 at 7:33am

_Sorry_'s FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

_Sorry_'s favorite FMLs

Today, my deranged co-worker sent me a text message containing a picture that she just took of her uncle. It was his funeral. FML

#9083154
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19832) - you deserved it (1629)

On 03/14/2010 at 8:20pm - misc - by thanatophobia - Sent from mobile version

Today, I woke up in pajamas I have never seen before. Usually, I sleep naked, and I live alone in a locked apartment. Then, the elderly woman next door asked for her nightgown back. Apparently, I sleep-walked and knocked on all the doors in my hallway repeatedly. I'm moving. FML

#9037500
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25706) - you deserved it (3621)

On 03/13/2010 at 12:27am - misc - by nerdygirl101 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was eating pizza with my girlfriend. She got sauce on the corner of her mouth so I tried to be sexy and lick it off. It wasn't sauce, it was a cluster of zits. FML

#8889427
281 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18786) - you deserved it (35584)

On 03/07/2010 at 9:12am - misc - by choldcreations - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I bought my wedding dress and sat it on the bed while I went to buy matching shoes. When I came home, I saw my soon to be husband on the bed sitting next to my wedding dress. Turns out he spilt Coca-Cola on the dress and was trying to get it out with carpet cleanser. FML

#8828123
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23747) - you deserved it (4660)

On 03/04/2010 at 7:01pm - love - by Stephanie (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my guy, who is a PhD candidate, informed me that it is his goal in life to own every Will Ferrell movie. FML

#8814971
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13728) - you deserved it (10631)

On 03/04/2010 at 12:03am - misc - by J-Ro - United States



Zach Stafford's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Zach's illustrated FML
  • Everybody's talking about Ebola at the moment. I have trouble keeping up with the latest trends. I'm going to wait until Christmas and see what special offers turn up in the shops, under funky new names…

Friday 17 October 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: