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  • Town/Country : Minneapolis , United States
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  • Birth Date : Sunday 15 January 1995 (19 years)
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Today, my deranged co-worker sent me a text message containing a picture that she just took of her uncle. It was his funeral. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16234) - you deserved it (1382)

On 03/14/2010 at 8:20pm - misc - by thanatophobia - Sent from mobile version

Today, I woke up in pajamas I have never seen before. Usually, I sleep naked, and I live alone in a locked apartment. Then, the elderly woman next door asked for her nightgown back. Apparently, I sleep-walked and knocked on all the doors in my hallway repeatedly. I'm moving. FML

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On 03/13/2010 at 12:27am - misc - by nerdygirl101 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was eating pizza with my girlfriend. She got sauce on the corner of her mouth so I tried to be sexy and lick it off. It wasn't sauce, it was a cluster of zits. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17726) - you deserved it (33668)

On 03/07/2010 at 9:12am - misc - by choldcreations - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I bought my wedding dress and sat it on the bed while I went to buy matching shoes. When I came home, I saw my soon to be husband on the bed sitting next to my wedding dress. Turns out he spilt Coca-Cola on the dress and was trying to get it out with carpet cleanser. FML

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On 03/04/2010 at 7:01pm - love - by Stephanie (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my guy, who is a PhD candidate, informed me that it is his goal in life to own every Will Ferrell movie. FML

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On 03/04/2010 at 12:03am - misc - by J-Ro - United States



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