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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 8 July 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 352
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About _Rachel_2008 : I am a work in progress. We are all works in progress. It takes a special and strong person to stay with you through all the ups and downs. I'm thankful that I have found that person. My fiancé is absolutely astonishing. He is the love of my life.

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Today, my girlfriend and I were quite drunk while we were fooling around on the couch, when I decided I wanted to lose my virginity to her. I was two thrusts in when she burst out laughing. Looking down, I realized I was between her cheeks and the couch cushion. I lost my virginity to her couch. FML


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