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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 8 July 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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Today, my girlfriend and I were quite drunk while we were fooling around on the couch, when I decided I wanted to lose my virginity to her. I was two thrusts in when she burst out laughing. Looking down, I realized I was between her cheeks and the couch cushion. I lost my virginity to her couch. FML


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