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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 8 July 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 327
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About _Rachel_2008 : I have the most amazing boyfriend that anyone could ask for

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Today, my girlfriend and I were quite drunk while we were fooling around on the couch, when I decided I wanted to lose my virginity to her. I was two thrusts in when she burst out laughing. Looking down, I realized I was between her cheeks and the couch cushion. I lost my virginity to her couch. FML


I agree, your life sucks (52364) - you deserved it (18541)

On 02/07/2014 at 9:18am - intimacy - by Unknown - United States (Iowa)

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