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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 3 September 1997 (17 years)
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About _Mclovin_0808 : Umm... I like to read. My favorites are The Shamers Series and Lord of the Rings series. I absolutely love Pirates of the Caribbean and Lord of the Rings. Erm.. My favorite bands are The Killers, Beecake, Mumford and Sons, and Hellogoodbye.

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Today, my dad yet again uttered the words "well, that escalated quickly," while watching the news. He uses this godforsaken meme multiple times a day. I lost my shit and told him to just shut up already. He raised an eyebrow and said, "well, that escalated quickly." FML

#20566988
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I agree, your life sucks (20395) - you deserved it (51130)

On 03/30/2013 at 2:17pm - misc - by fuck you dad (man) - Ireland (Monaghan)

Today, I was eating out with a group of friends and my boyfriend. During the meal, I accidentally took a sip from my male friend's glass. My boyfriend pointed and said, "Babe, you took his drink." My friend responded by putting his arm round me and saying, "Whatever, I took her virginity." FML

#20563680
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64602) - you deserved it (16407)

On 03/28/2013 at 11:11am - intimacy - by everyoneheard (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, the kids I babysit hid from me. While I was looking for them, I stepped on multiple strategically-placed Lego bricks. When I yelped from the pain, the kids jumped out and threw soccer balls in my face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38119) - you deserved it (4759)

On 03/23/2013 at 7:47pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States



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