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About _Mclovin_0808 : Umm... I like to read. My favorites are The Shamers Series and Lord of the Rings series. I absolutely love Pirates of the Caribbean and Lord of the Rings. Erm.. My favorite bands are The Killers, Beecake, Mumford and Sons, and Hellogoodbye.
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Today, my dad yet again uttered the words "well, that escalated quickly," while watching the news. He uses this godforsaken meme multiple times a day. I lost my shit and told him to just shut up already. He raised an eyebrow and said, "well, that escalated quickly." FML
Today, I was eating out with a group of friends and my boyfriend. During the meal, I accidentally took a sip from my male friend's glass. My boyfriend pointed and said, "Babe, you took his drink." My friend responded by putting his arm round me and saying, "Whatever, I took her virginity." FML
Today, the kids I babysit hid from me. While I was looking for them, I stepped on multiple strategically-placed Lego bricks. When I yelped from the pain, the kids jumped out and threw soccer balls in my face. FML
Monday 1 September 2014