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_Lise5

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  • Title : Miss
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  • Number of visits : 254
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About _Lise5 : Hi everybody!
My name is Lise, I'm 17 years old (18 on December).
I like speaking so send me a message, don't be shy! Ask for kik (Sorry for the mistakes I'm french) :)

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_Lise5's favorite FMLs

Today, I won a big raffle. However, my name is so ridiculous-sounding that they thought someone was playing a prank, and pulled a different ticket. I was too embarrassed to say anything. FML

#21227005
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39926) - you deserved it (11236)

On 08/01/2014 at 7:10pm - misc - by infortunatename - United States (California)

Today, my cat tried to jump up to the window, and missed. This would have been hilarious if I had not been sleeping under that same window, and then caught him with my face. FML

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58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36629) - you deserved it (4075)

On 07/31/2014 at 1:28pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my son said his first word. Unfortunately, that word was "cock." I've tried convincing myself that he's trying to say "clock" but I just can't do it. FML

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123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40231) - you deserved it (7208)

On 07/31/2014 at 12:24pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)



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