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Today, my five year old ran down the street wearing nothing but flip flops, Star Wars underwear, and a baseball helmet. He was swinging a badminton racket while screaming "THIS IS SPARTA!" My neighbors watched laughing as I had to run after him down the street in my pajamas. FML


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On 09/17/2011 at 9:20pm - kids - by awesomekidsmum - Canada (Ontario)

Today, this girl who has been stalking me for almost 7 months sent me a 12 page text comparing her love for me with her passion for cheese. FML


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On 08/22/2011 at 1:19pm - love - by Say Cheese - United States (Michigan)

Today, I bought a Halloween costume for my cat. FML


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On 08/22/2011 at 2:04am - animals - by vishuzzbabe77 - United States

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