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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 8 May 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 135
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About _Hadzic_ : I'm just a young guy looking for a laugh :D feel free to message me :)

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_Hadzic_'s favorite FMLs

Today, at work at a farm, we got a new calf. It looked like it had to poop, but was having difficulty. About four hours later it still hadn't pooped. Turns out it was born without an actual butthole. It was there, just sealed up by skin. I literally had to cut this poor calf a new butthole. FML

#20617044
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (79678) - you deserved it (4092)

On 04/23/2013 at 10:01pm - animals - by halliemarie1818 - United States

Today, my boyfriend started coming onto me, despite me being on my period. He said it was okay, and we went to his bedroom. He told me to spread my legs as he spread his hands. Thinking it'd be sexy, I did. He then yelled, "I AM MOSES! I PART THE RED SEA!" and broke down in laughter. FML

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188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55819) - you deserved it (14649)

On 03/06/2013 at 3:20pm - intimacy - by RedWaters - United States

Today, I realized that the only positive accomplishment my boyfriend has made in the last 3 years is that he started wearing deodorant. FML

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68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24232) - you deserved it (7090)

On 02/27/2013 at 10:28pm - love - by butterflyzag20 - United States



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