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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 3 February 1999 (15 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1332
  • Number of comments : 82
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I was marked absent from my math class because nobody in my class noticed I was there. FML


I agree, your life sucks (50101) - you deserved it (5093)

On 02/19/2009 at 10:48am - misc - by Invisible (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I got a "save the date" card for the wedding of a couple my husband knows. I was excited because I really wish to be better friends with these people. I emailed the bride, "I got your STD!" and hit send before I realized how that sounded. FML


I agree, your life sucks (10105) - you deserved it (39190)

On 02/17/2009 at 12:11pm - misc - by silkytaco - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I won $5000 dollars from a lottery ticket and tried giving the man next to me a high five. He had no hands. FML


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On 01/19/2009 at 5:26am - money - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

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