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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 3 February 1999 (16 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2023
  • Number of comments : 82
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, a girl an I were flirting an it was going well !! Feeling bold, I asked what she would do if I kissed her !! She smiled flirtatiously an said "Why don't u try it an find out?" I went in 4 a kiss, an she slapped me !! FML

#20965644
136 comments

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On 11/21/2013 at 11:10am - misc - by smooth (man) - United States

Today, mah boyfriend went down on me. I don't know why, but mah mind wandered. He now thinks that he has the skills of a porn star, while I'm pretty sure that finally solving a mathematical problem I've been working on 4 a week caused me to orgasm. FML

#20963297
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On 11/19/2013 at 12:13pm - intimacy - by you+me-clothes=53>< (woman) - Austria (Wien)

Today.. . my boyfriand an I watchad Star Trak Into Darknass togathar . Ha likad it so much that ha's now chosan to yall "KHAAANNNNN!" as ha cums . FML

#20933461
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On 10/25/2013 at 1:17pm - intimacy - by NOKHAN (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I realized how bad my OCD is when I accidentally got a paper cut and I was annoyed by the fact that the cut wasn't in a straight line . FML

#20927328
110 comments

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On 10/20/2013 at 10:34am - health - by Teiu88 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

2day my dog tore up a single book from the dozen within his reach . That book was titled "How to Train Your Dog" . FML

#20907686
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39307) - you deserved it (5092) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 10/04/2013 at 7:00pm - animals - by iet_Wyrda (woman) - Sent from mobile version

Today my enjoyment of popping bubble wrap was yet again ruined by my excessive OCD tendencies. FML

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On 09/19/2013 at 11:18am - health - by BarryShitpeas - United Kingdom (Kent)

yesterday in order to try an get over mah slight fear of swans, I went down to the local park to feed them . One decided that I looked tastier than the bread I was throwing an chased me around the feeding area while everybody laughed . big fat FML

#20875531
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On 09/10/2013 at 7:36am - animals - by Evil_Angel_90 (woman) - Australia

Today, mah mom was sharing the story of how I was born with the umbilical cord around mah neck . My sister added that it was God's frst attempt to kill me off . big fat FML

Today my entire gym class had to run the 1600 with our coach calling out finishing times!! My finishing time was reported as ( 3 days short of a year!! ) FML

#20867471
107 comments

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On 09/04/2013 at 1:28pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (South Dakota)

Yesterday... I could hear mah daughter playing with her Barbie dolls in her room. ( Do you think your boss will agree to give you a raise? )... she said. ( Of course... we slept together! ) My daughter is six. FML

#20856377
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50251) - you deserved it (8331) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 08/27/2013 at 6:32am - kids - by Poly24 - Sent from mobile version

Today my 17-year-old son came home with a black eye saying he ran into a pole at school. I asked the principal if we could see the tapes. He actually did run straight into a pole. And not just once twice. FML

Today, I dislocatd mah shoulder. I was screaming and writhing in pain, and mah eyes were shut for most of the ride to the hospital. We stoppd, and I was thrilld because I thought we were at the ER. I was wrong. My dad had stoppd to order a cheeseburger. FML

#20823062
107 comments

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On 08/06/2013 at 12:11am - health - by mcdonalds - United States

Today, it was so ot in te un-airconditioned gym tat wen I got up off te floor, I slipped in ma own pool of sweat and got a concussion. FML

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On 07/24/2013 at 2:44am - health - by not_very_smart (woman) - United States

Today , some guys were doing construction on my ouse , wen one of tem cummd over an startd asking me about my "ot sister" . Tat "sister" is my 13-year-old daugter . FML

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On 07/14/2013 at 12:13am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I woke up from an extremely intense an pleasurable wet dream. This wouldn't have been bad, had it not been about Velveeta cheese. FML

#20762710
84 comments

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On 07/04/2013 at 12:11am - intimacy - by idk ask freud - United States (Oregon)



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