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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 31 December 1994 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 361
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About _Ferrari_ : Soccer and Music are my life.
I love to: play soccer and volleball, run, DJ/create/remix music, listen to music, play piano, drive cars, fly in planes, and take photographs and videos :)

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_Ferrari_'s favorite FMLs

Today, I met my soon-to-be step mother. My dad was right, we had a lot in common. Including our birth year. FML

#16589535
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51130) - you deserved it (3634)

On 06/10/2011 at 1:17am - misc - by stepsister - United States (Ohio)

Today, I had to sell my phone to pay for the phone bill. FML

#15087655
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19558) - you deserved it (24411)

On 02/23/2011 at 4:18am - money - by suzyyy (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Brabant)

Today, I acted like I always do when I'm alone in my seemingly sound-proof apartment. I sang loudly, talked back to the TV, used my vibrator. Later, in the silence of the night, I heard my neighbor next door YAWNING. FML

#14575088
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17403) - you deserved it (30737)

On 01/14/2011 at 4:26am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to speak Parseltongue to my vagina to "prepare the Chamber of Secrets for entry". FML

#14190460
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40164) - you deserved it (9876)

On 12/13/2010 at 12:35pm - intimacy - by Wisconsin love - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He went outside for a "breather" and never came back. FML

#12300042
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50053) - you deserved it (8300)

On 08/04/2010 at 12:20am - love - by Alisha Marie - United States (New York)

Today, I told my best friend I was breaking up with my girlfriend of 3 years. He thought it would be funny to tell her I was going to propose to her that night. She showed up telling me how much she loves me and that when we get married how great it will be. FML

#7682413
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31664) - you deserved it (6334)

On 01/29/2010 at 7:08pm - misc - by anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, I came home from a year long backpacking trip in Europe. During my absence my parents divorced, dad took the house and most of the money, sister is seven months pregnant, brother was arrested for statutory rape, and my mom pawned all my stuff to buy booze to "cope." Oh, and my fish died. FML

#6989911
263 comments

I agree, your life sucks (83596) - you deserved it (4747)

On 12/28/2009 at 7:08am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, my bank overdrafted my account to pay a bill that isn't due until next month. When I called them, they said they would fix the mistake, but I have to restore the account to zero before they'll give me my money back. So, I have to pay for my own money with the money they won't give me. FML

#6067790
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26419) - you deserved it (1830)

On 10/30/2009 at 6:11am - money - by WTF (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I got my renewed driver's license. It clearly indicates 'Sex: F'. My beard and penis beg to differ. FML

#5081396
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44918) - you deserved it (3495)

On 09/06/2009 at 1:10pm - misc - by HeShe (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my boyfriend and I were starting to get in the mood. I get on top of him, lean down to kiss him, and he begins to laugh. Puzzled, I ask him why. He tells me that when I'm naked and on top of him, I remind him of a cow, with 'udders' . Offended, I go to get off. 'No no' he protests, 'a SEXY cow'. FML

#4936228
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33211) - you deserved it (4744)

On 08/30/2009 at 7:35pm - intimacy - by sigh (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, I was shopping at a supermarket. As I was about to pay for my items, I noticed the cashier was very cute. Trying to be nice, I smiled. She smiled back and said "Hello, how are you?" Instead of saying "I'm good" or "I'm okay", I said "I'm gay". FML

#1972272
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58943) - you deserved it (23422)

On 05/16/2009 at 5:13am - misc - by UncleRory (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for a while, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML

#836792
925 comments

I agree, your life sucks (346897) - you deserved it (38547)

On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I went home for my grandma's 95th birthday. While there she noticed my new tongue piercing and asked why I would get it done. Before I could reply, my cousin says "So she can can make the boys happier when she's sucking on them." She's 9 years old. FML

#261877
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54636) - you deserved it (11655)

On 03/10/2009 at 4:40pm - misc - by epictothemax - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was passing a building and saw a fat, ugly person inside. I started to laugh and noticed it was my reflection. FML

#13325
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13045) - you deserved it (64335)

On 02/07/2009 at 1:16pm - misc - by name50 (woman) - United States (California)



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