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_Ferrari_
  • Town/Country : Chicago, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 31 December 1994 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 55
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About _Ferrari_ : Soccer and Music are my life.
I love to: play soccer and volleball, run, DJ/create/remix music, listen to music, play piano, drive cars, fly in planes, and take photographs and videos :)

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Today, my girlfriend called and said she had great news. Turns out I've cured her of that illness she gets every month. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18865) - you deserved it (10362)

On 03/14/2012 at 3:51am - misc - by daddy-o - United States (Utah)

Today, I came home from a year long backpacking trip in Europe. During my absence my parents divorced, dad took the house and most of the money, sister is seven months pregnant, brother was arrested for statutory rape, and my mom pawned all my stuff to buy booze to "cope." Oh, and my fish died. FML

#6989911 (301)

I agree, your life sucks (61238) - you deserved it (2882)

On 12/28/2009 at 7:08am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, my bank overdrafted my account to pay a bill that isn't due until next month. When I called them, they said they would fix the mistake, but I have to restore the account to zero before they'll give me my money back. So, I have to pay for my own money with the money they won't give me. FML

#6067790 (36)

I agree, your life sucks (19771) - you deserved it (1153)

On 10/30/2009 at 6:11am - money - by WTF (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I got my renewed driver's license. It clearly indicates 'Sex: F'. My beard and penis beg to differ. FML

#5081396 (196)

I agree, your life sucks (37072) - you deserved it (2522)

On 09/06/2009 at 1:10pm - misc - by HeShe (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was passing a building and saw a fat, ugly person inside. I started to laugh and noticed it was my reflection. FML

#13325 (121)

I agree, your life sucks (9526) - you deserved it (47446)

On 02/07/2009 at 1:16pm - misc - by name50 (woman) - United States (California)



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