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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 13 February 2000 (15 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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About _DudeGuy_ : You should not assume anything about my intelligence or maturity based on my age. Us humans created the idea of time and age to better understand our beautiful world.

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Today, after discovering that our son is already sexually active, I asked my husband to have a talk with him. "Remember, son, it's all about the clit", wasn't what I had in mind. FML


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