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  • Birth Date : Thursday 3 June 1993 (21 years)
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Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He went outside for a "breather" and never came back. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50533) - you deserved it (8350)

On 08/04/2010 at 12:20am - love - by Alisha Marie - United States (New York)

Today, while getting a lump in my private region examined by a very cute nurse, I got a massive erection. The smartest thing I could think to say at the time to her was: "I haven't been touched there in a very long time." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34967) - you deserved it (15107)

On 07/22/2010 at 8:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Gloucestershire)



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