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About _Damien_ : SENIORRRRRR BBY!!
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, while getting a lump in my private region examined by a very cute nurse, I got a massive erection. The smartest thing I could think to say at the time to her was: "I haven't been touched there in a very long time." FML
Friday 2 October 2015