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_Burnett89
  • Town/Country : Sacramento, Usa
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 7 June 1989 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 175
  • Number of comments : 31
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About _Burnett89 : Hi, my name is Natasha. Kinda new to this! So far so good. To describe myself I would say down to earth, a little shy and goofy. I'm pretty much into the normal movies, music, meeting new people. Feel free to message me if you like,I do respond.

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Today, I was hanging out with my new boyfriend, and he took me back to his house for the first time. Taped to his bedroom door was a sheet of paper emblazoned with the words: "THE RAPE DUNGEON". I feel safer already. FML

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Today, I was at the book store when a book caught my eye: Overcoming Anxiety For Dummies. I wanted to look through the book but I was too nervous to pick it up, thinking everyone in the store would look at me. FML

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