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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 28 October 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 517
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Today, while working at McDonald's, a guy asked me to deep fry his salad. FML


Today, my store manager told me I was fired. I'm not sure what's more insulting - that he'd fire me, or that he forgot I haven't worked there in four months. FML

Today, I was in bed staring at two red lights coming from my DVD player. They reminded me of the terminator movies, and I had to unplug it. I'm 23 years old and scared of The Terminator. FML


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On 03/07/2014 at 10:41am - misc - by scaredypants123 - United States

Today, I went to my bedroom for some alone time while my daughter watched TV. I didn't realize that my iPad was still connected to the Apple TV, until I hit play on some porn and heard a scream from the other room. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25976) - you deserved it (53504)

On 12/29/2013 at 2:01am - kids - by ConfusedDad - United States

Today, I watched my mother tell a man that the holocaust was "a good thing" and "necessary for population control". That man was my girlfriend's father. Who is Jewish. FML


I agree, your life sucks (52190) - you deserved it (3420)

On 11/15/2013 at 11:59am - misc - by Colby - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, the guy I really like asked me if I'd like to go to a hockey game this weekend. I said I'd love to go, so he said, "Then you'd best get a ticket soon before they sell out." I still don't know if I have a date or not. FML


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On 11/06/2013 at 12:29pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Iowa)

Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me over Facebook. Unfortunately, she "accidentally" posted it on my wall instead of sending me a message, so the whole world could see it. My mom liked her post. FML


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On 10/30/2013 at 7:39pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was chatting with a co-worker, and she mentioned she has trouble swallowing pills. I replied that I'm lucky, because I have next to no gag reflex. Half the guys at the other registers abruptly went silent, and I'm now being constantly hit on. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33735) - you deserved it (15357)

On 03/28/2013 at 4:56pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - France (Champagne-Ardenne)

Today, I held a door open for a sweet old lady with a walker. After she went through the door, she turned and said, "That's not how you're gonna get into my pants, son." FML


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On 01/18/2013 at 10:25am - misc - by Keastwood013 - United States

Today, I woke up with a vague memory of buying something last night while drunk. According to my credit card summary I made a $270 purchase from a home shopping channel. I guess in 5-7 days I'll find out what it was. FML


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On 11/04/2012 at 11:37am - money - by fnfantastic - United States (Indiana)

Today, my son got expelled after using the photocopier to photocopy his penis. He then used the copies to replace every directional arrow posted throughout the school. FML


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On 10/22/2012 at 2:56pm - kids - by thebeachisthatway (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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