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Zzzzander
  • Town/Country : Raleigh NC, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 13 August 1995 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 20
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Zzzzander : Just a dude with name, Alexander not Alex, Xander's cool though, 17 and work at a pizzeria, drive a ford ranger and wrestle for my high school. If I creep on your profile sorry but that's a bad habit I've started to form, you could message me but I doubt many people will read this so yeah....

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Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML

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