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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 1 March 1981 (33 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 959
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in the food court at the mall. When she said "yes", the entire food court broke out in applause, and my girlfriend and I were escorted out of the mall for "starting a riot". I never knew clapping was a crime. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (102048) - you deserved it (22297)

On 03/29/2009 at 10:03am - love - by engaged (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I surprise my girlfriend by turning up at her flat on her twenty-fourth birthday. She gets up from the couch as I enter and I shout: "Tonight, my cock is going to stab you twenty-four times!" (Okay, that's not smart). That's when her father glances over from the couch and greets me. FML

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On 12/13/2008 at 10:58pm - intimacy - by Mateo - Sent from mobile version

Today, when I woke up, my husband was already up. Thinking I hear him in the hall I shout out "come on, don't be shy, bring that cock in here right now!". A voice replies: "he's gone out to get some bread". It was my mother-in-law. FML

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On 11/20/2008 at 10:41pm - intimacy - by Tinker-Bell - Sent from mobile version



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