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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 2 April 1987 (27 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 574
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Today, while using the restroom at work, I dropped my keys into the toilet. I left to find something to get them out and figured nobody would use a toilet with keys in it. I came back to a bowl of dung and "Shit happens" written on the wall in lipstick. FML

#16980115
117 comments

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On 07/05/2011 at 12:04am - work - by Stacy - United States

Today, my dog died. My parents told me to bury it out back. In the process, I managed to dig up my cat. FML

#16934037
203 comments

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On 07/01/2011 at 9:05am - animals - by Username - United States (Virginia)

Today, my wife and I were watching TV. The lady on the show began to talk about how to have a smooth divorce. My wife discreetly turned the volume up. FML

#16933111
111 comments

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On 07/01/2011 at 5:12am - love - by single (man) - China (Guangdong)

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he stopped brushing his teeth two days after we started dating. Tomorrow is our 2 year anniversary. FML

#16893359
142 comments

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On 06/28/2011 at 3:32am - health - by disgustedgf - United States

Today, while driving with my family, the car got stuck in a large patch of mud. My family of seven decided that I, the fifteen year old girl, would be best suited to push it out. After slipping, falling, and getting completely covered in mud, they finally called a tow truck. FML

#16851241
150 comments

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On 06/25/2011 at 3:10pm - misc - by muddygal (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I had to explain to my teenage daughter that no, the dishwasher didn't make the glasses shrink, I'd bought smaller glasses. FML

#16812577
202 comments

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On 06/23/2011 at 4:53am - kids - by wow - Sent from mobile version

Today, I Googled myself. I found my mugshot and a blog my mom had written about how much of a problem child I am. FML

#16785194
111 comments

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On 06/21/2011 at 5:41pm - misc - by badgirl (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I finally went to the bathroom after being constipated for two days. The good news? I lost two pounds. The bad news? The toilet won't flush. FML

#16762179
180 comments

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On 06/20/2011 at 12:14pm - health - by Me - United States (Florida)

Today, I found out that my eight year old son is actually my nephew. FML

#16727755
362 comments

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On 06/18/2011 at 11:34am - misc - by Ben - United States (California)

Today, I made the long drive to work, got out of the car, and realised that I'd forgotten to put shoes on before I left the house. FML

#16715265
82 comments

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On 06/17/2011 at 5:24pm - misc - by Hannah - Ireland (Sligo)

Today, I dropped my camera into water. The good news is that it's waterproof. The bad news is I dropped it off London Bridge. All the pictures and videos of my four-month trip around Europe were on it. FML

#16708648
203 comments

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On 06/17/2011 at 7:32am - misc - by catherine - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my professor spent the entire class showing us how to make paper airplanes. I pay over 40 grand a year for college. FML

#16694392
251 comments

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On 06/16/2011 at 12:03pm - misc - by Scholar (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my son's homework was to write a story about what he wants to be when he grows up. He wrote that he plans on being unemployed and living at home until we throw him out, then he'll live under a bridge. He's only 12, but already planning for a future as an unemployed bum. FML

#16676970
228 comments

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On 06/15/2011 at 12:46pm - kids - by Seriously (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, along with my virginity, my boyfriend took my laptop, iPhone, TV, and most of the food in my fridge. FML

#16628583
266 comments

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On 06/12/2011 at 2:50pm - intimacy - by gerligrl97 - United States

Today, I dreamed that I was making out with a cute girl. Just as I was about to take it to the next level, she suddenly burst into tears and said, "I'm sorry, I can't do this." I can't even get laid in my dreams. FML

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164 comments

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On 06/11/2011 at 10:24am - intimacy - by Ryan - United States (Wisconsin)



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