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by paulinapo / 03/28/2013 at 9:52am / United States (New York) / Health
by anon / 03/25/2013 at 2:31pm / United States / Health
by Apes / 03/25/2013 at 3:18am / United States (California) / Animals
by BaliTheDog / 03/24/2013 at 7:01pm / France / Animals
Today, I took my daughter on her first visit to the zoo. While we were watching the lemurs, some kid thought it would be funny to start shouting "MONKEY CUNTS" at them at the top of his voice. Now my daughter refuses to stop repeating the same phrase. FML
by Anonymous / 03/12/2013 at 10:05am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Animals
Today, after about fifteen minutes of my cat bullying me into letting him get onto my lap, I finally caved. He clambered on, turned around, farted in my direction and got off as fast as he got on. FML
by orely44 / 03/08/2013 at 9:13am / France (Pays de la Loire) / Animals
Today, I was trying to sleep away a fever, when my grandma woke me up. She was sitting next to me, shoving gummy bears into my mouth until I started choking. She laughed, ran away, and denied everything. FML
by cay / 01/30/2013 at 2:59pm / United States (New York) / Health
- 1Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on… 2Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 3Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's…
- Today, I couldn't get into my car. I got mad at the lock, and my key broken inside it. It wasn't my… Today, I was in a taxi in Mexico. The driver got fed up with the traffic and decided to cross the… Today, I’m a babysitter for a 4 year-old little girl. All afternoon, I attended Barbie’s murder and…