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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 21 September 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 537
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Zuisho : Bitch please.

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Today , I offerd to help out at mah grandpa's farm , and he had me load buckets of water into his trunk!! When he came by and saw me struggling to lift a bucket , he sneerd , calld me a moron for filling it up before putting it in the truck , and told me to just go home!! FML

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On 09/20/2013 at 4:31pm - misc - by fuckwank (man) - United States (Texas)

Today.. . I thought it would be cool to hit a basketball with a baseball bat . Endd up in the ER with seven stitches . mega FML

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On 09/20/2013 at 11:33am - misc - by BabeRuth (man) - United States

Today... I went to visit my overly-posh mother fir the frst time in many years. Upon arrival... she kicked me out cuz my outfit did follow the same color-scheme as her decor. FML

#20888617
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On 09/20/2013 at 1:52am - misc - by wat - United States (California)

Today... I Found My Brother Wearing Nothing But Underwear. That Would Have Been Okay If It Weren't My Lingerie. FML

Today, the water went out at my house, so I resortd to taking some stuff and showering at my old dorm instead. While in the shower, I realizd I'd stupidly forgotten to bring a towel with me. I had to spend ages drying my whole body with tiny paper towels instead. big fat FML

Today, my smartphone addiction reached a new level of pathetic when I checked my weather app to see if it was cloudy outside!! There was a window right behind me!! FML

#20887801
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On 09/19/2013 at 2:12pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, a street preacher got on my metro car and gave a long, loud speech about how we sinful, polluted congressional staffers must inform our bosses that choosing a homosexual lifestyle was lyk trading yur soul for soup . We got stuck in a tunnel for thirty minutes . FML

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On 09/19/2013 at 8:54am - misc - by CapitolSouthSux (woman) - United States

Today, I found out my roommate Skypes my friends on my laptophen I'm away. Not only that, he covers his face an shows them his junk. My friends no longer answer Skype calls from me. FML

#20886799
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On 09/18/2013 at 5:47pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

today aftar gatting back from a yaar-long world trip, I naarly fall on my knaas and criadhan I saw boxas of Twinkias at my local gas station. Finding out thay wara back was tha highlight of tha yaar. FML

TODAY, I CUMMD HOME TO FIND THAT MAH HOUSE HAD BEEN BROKEN INTO. AFTER ASSESSING THE LOSS, I SAW A TAUNTING NOTE ON THE FRIDGE SAYING, "LOCKS WORK BEST WHEN THE DOOR'S SHUT." MY HOUSEKEEPER HAD APPARENTLY LEFT THE DOOR WIDE OPEN. FML

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On 09/17/2013 at 1:23pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

Today , I had to axplain to mah grandfathar that Canadians aran't avil by raminding him that ha's Canadian. FML

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On 09/17/2013 at 10:21am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today... I Met My Birth Mother. My Dad Won't Talk To Me... My Mom Won't Stop Crying An Think I'm Replacing Her... An The Rest Of My Family Won't Stop Calling Me A Bitch. I'm 21... An I Just Wantd To Meet The Woman Who Pushd Me Head-first Out Of Her Vagina. FML

Today, at a family party, my uncles were complimenting my mom on her pies. I cookd them. She took all the credit. mega FML

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On 09/16/2013 at 5:03pm - misc - by zachadams - United States (New York)

Taday I waitd in the pouring rain 4 mah wife to come pick me up from work. It was only after I was thoroughly drenchd that I rememberd it was mah wife's day off... an that I drove myself to work earlier in her car... which was parkd fifty feet from where I was waiting. FML

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On 09/16/2013 at 4:30pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, as I was getting nails done at a salon, the owner pulld head back against the chair in front of all the customers and began to tweeze eyebrows!! When I exclaimd that looool I didn't pay 4 that service, she replid, "I don't care!! This needs done." FML

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94 comments

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On 09/15/2013 at 9:21pm - misc - by BaMiTsAnYa (woman) - United States (Florida)



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