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Today, I offered to help out at my grandpa's farm, and he had me load buckets of water into his trunk. When he came by and saw me struggling to lift a bucket, he sneered, called me a moron for filling it up before putting it in the truck, and told me to just go home. FML
by fuckwank / 09/20/2013 at 4:31pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by BabeRuth / 09/20/2013 at 11:33am / United States / Health
by wat / 09/20/2013 at 1:52am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by ImTheD0ct0r / 09/20/2013 at 12:37am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, the water went out at my house, so I resorted to taking some stuff and showering at my old dorm instead. While in the shower, I realized I'd stupidly forgotten to bring a towel with me. I had to spend ages drying my whole body with tiny paper towels instead. FML
by Schizomaniac / 09/19/2013 at 3:16pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/19/2013 at 2:12pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, a street preacher got on my metro car and gave a long, loud speech about how we sinful, polluted congressional staffers must inform our bosses that choosing a homosexual lifestyle was like trading your soul for soup. We got stuck in a tunnel for thirty minutes. FML
by CapitolSouthSux / 09/19/2013 at 8:54am / United States / Transportation
by Anonymous / 09/18/2013 at 5:47pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
Today, after getting back from a year-long world trip, I nearly fell on my knees and cried when I saw boxes of Twinkies at my local gas station. Finding out they were back was the highlight of the year. FML
by AwkwardPartyBear / 09/17/2013 at 5:27pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. After assessing the loss, I saw a taunting note on the fridge saying, "Locks work best when the door's SHUT." My housekeeper had apparently left the door wide open. FML
by Anonymous / 09/17/2013 at 1:23pm / United States (Alabama) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/17/2013 at 10:21am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I met my birth mother. My dad won't talk to me, my mom won't stop crying and thinks I'm replacing her, and the rest of my family won't stop calling me a bitch. I'm 21, and I just wanted to meet the woman who pushed me head-first out of her vagina. FML
by TaraBURGER / 09/17/2013 at 3:57am / United States / Miscellaneous
by zachadams / 09/16/2013 at 5:03pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, I waited in the pouring rain for my wife to come pick me up from work. It was only after I was thoroughly drenched that I remembered it was my wife's day off, and that I drove myself to work earlier in her car, which was parked fifty feet from where I was waiting. FML
by Anonymous / 09/16/2013 at 4:30pm / Transportation
Today, as I was getting my nails done at a salon, the owner pulled my head back against the chair in front of all the customers and began to tweeze my eyebrows. When I exclaimed that I didn't pay for that service, she replied, "I don't care. This needs done." FML
by BaMiTsAnYa / 09/15/2013 at 9:21pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
- Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex and he thrusted too fast. It caused him to come out of me… Today my fiancee and I were having sex, it was lovely and we both were really into it. I decided to… Today, While at a resort, my friends and I decided to go to the indoor pool. I was surprised when I…