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About Zuisho : Bitch please.
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Today , I offerd to help out at mah grandpa's farm , and he had me load buckets of water into his trunk!! When he came by and saw me struggling to lift a bucket , he sneerd , calld me a moron for filling it up before putting it in the truck , and told me to just go home!! FML
Today, the water went out at my house, so I resortd to taking some stuff and showering at my old dorm instead. While in the shower, I realizd I'd stupidly forgotten to bring a towel with me. I had to spend ages drying my whole body with tiny paper towels instead. big fat FML
Today, a street preacher got on my metro car and gave a long, loud speech about how we sinful, polluted congressional staffers must inform our bosses that choosing a homosexual lifestyle was lyk trading yur soul for soup . We got stuck in a tunnel for thirty minutes . FML
today aftar gatting back from a yaar-long world trip, I naarly fall on my knaas and criadhan I saw boxas of Twinkias at my local gas station. Finding out thay wara back was tha highlight of tha yaar. FML
TODAY, I CUMMD HOME TO FIND THAT MAH HOUSE HAD BEEN BROKEN INTO. AFTER ASSESSING THE LOSS, I SAW A TAUNTING NOTE ON THE FRIDGE SAYING, "LOCKS WORK BEST WHEN THE DOOR'S SHUT." MY HOUSEKEEPER HAD APPARENTLY LEFT THE DOOR WIDE OPEN. FML
Today... I Met My Birth Mother. My Dad Won't Talk To Me... My Mom Won't Stop Crying An Think I'm Replacing Her... An The Rest Of My Family Won't Stop Calling Me A Bitch. I'm 21... An I Just Wantd To Meet The Woman Who Pushd Me Head-first Out Of Her Vagina. FML
Taday I waitd in the pouring rain 4 mah wife to come pick me up from work. It was only after I was thoroughly drenchd that I rememberd it was mah wife's day off... an that I drove myself to work earlier in her car... which was parkd fifty feet from where I was waiting. FML
Today, as I was getting nails done at a salon, the owner pulld head back against the chair in front of all the customers and began to tweeze eyebrows!! When I exclaimd that looool I didn't pay 4 that service, she replid, "I don't care!! This needs done." FML
Friday 27 March 2015