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Zspy21
  • Town/Country : Hackettstown, U.S.A
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Sunday 21 January 1996 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 898
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Zspy21 : Hi im drew. feel free to call me d. Women,I like to have fun, any type ;). Hit me up if you wanna talk...

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Today, I threw myself a surprise party. FML

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126 comments

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On 06/02/2011 at 12:17am - misc - by Anonymous -

Today, I got kneed in the stomach by a sixth grader. I couldn't breathe. I have a black belt in Taekwondo. FML

#16452469
253 comments

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On 06/01/2011 at 2:44pm - misc - by Stiny (man) - United States

Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML

#16450721
163 comments

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On 06/01/2011 at 12:05pm - work - by quickfingers100 - United Kingdom

Today, I was slammed onto my car, thrown on the ground, and arrested for outstanding warrants from 1979. I was born in 1992. FML

#16449288
272 comments

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On 06/01/2011 at 9:30am - misc - by aarone23 - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I got into a staring contest with my dog. I actually cheered when I won. FML

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102 comments

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On 06/01/2011 at 3:39am - animals - by Lifeless (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my boyfriend refused to take me out on our three year anniversary because he was busy, "training to become a professional gamer." FML

#16441244
186 comments

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On 05/31/2011 at 8:50pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Brazil

Today, I read my university's newsletter. Apparently we're starting up a "buddy" system for international students. I'm signing up, because this will help me complete my goal of making my first friend at university. FML

#16430117
58 comments

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On 05/31/2011 at 1:50am - misc - by loner (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my only motivation to get out of bed was cupcakes in the refrigerator. FML

#16416160
164 comments

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On 05/30/2011 at 10:59am - health - by skigal24 - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was texting at work when my manager walked in. I quickly dropped my phone in the garbage to avoid trouble. Since I was working so hard, she decided to do me a favor and throw the trash out for me. FML

#16352403
89 comments

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On 05/26/2011 at 1:04am - work - by explosiveBAM - United States

Today, it's my wedding day, and I have uncontrollable diarrhea. FML

#16169290
148 comments

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On 05/14/2011 at 9:17am - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I walked in on my brother slipping into a pair of panties. Specifically, a pair of my panties. FML

#16161340
143 comments

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On 05/13/2011 at 7:06pm - intimacy - by Uhmm... - Canada (Quebec)

Today, as a prank, a friend and I tied a 10 dollar bill to a fishing line, and yanked it away from people as they reached for it. It was going really well until one of our victims pulled a knife and chased us around the block. FML

#16144015
141 comments

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On 05/12/2011 at 1:53pm - misc - by Jackassed - United States (New York)

Today, I had a full on "conversation" with my cat about her laying off the catnip. I really need to get out more. FML

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On 05/12/2011 at 12:41am - animals - by Anonymous -

Today, my doctor told me I should consider a breast reduction. I'm a man. FML

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On 05/11/2011 at 10:20pm - health - by anonymous -

Today, I walked through a spider's web with hundreds of baby spiders on it. My afro is now infested. FML

#16129508
184 comments

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On 05/11/2011 at 1:34pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (West Sussex)



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