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Zoutie
  • Town/Country : Fargo, USA
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 8 April 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 3448
  • Number of comments : 258
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Zoutie : I live in the boring state of North Dakota

I love playing games (rockband 2 in particular), skateboarding, swimming, traveling and taking care of my youngest brother.


I like almost all music, my favorite bands are Angels & Airwaves, Blink-182, Rancid, Social Distortion, All that Remains, Killswitch Engage, Chiodos, In Fear and Faith, Simple Plan, Emarosa, Quietdrive, Children of Nova and Eiffle 65, Audible Mainframe, Sherwood, Cinematic Sunrise, The Allman Brothers Band and Third Eye Blind just to name a few bands.

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Today, I flew to see my long distance boyfriend who I haven't seen in 6 months. Upon seeing me, he ran up to me, picked me up and swung me around like they do in the movies. In doing so, my foot hit a 4 year old child who was running past and knocked him out. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (65048) - you deserved it (6427)

On 05/10/2009 at 2:49pm - love - by airport (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was masturbating to a girl with huge tits on the internet. I then scrolled down and found out she had a penis. FML

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On 02/01/2009 at 5:17pm - intimacy - by Noname - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I got a haircut and the first thing the lady asked was "so do you want to keep the mullet?". What mullet?! FML

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On 01/30/2009 at 2:06pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Virginia)

Today, I found out my boyfriend's mom tried to bribe him with an iPhone to dump me. He accepted. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23227) - you deserved it (1252)

On 01/19/2009 at 6:12am - love - by f'ed_over - United States (Pennsylvania)



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