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  • Birth Date : Monday 27 January 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 124
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Zound680 : My life is being run by two evil chinchillas. For I, am their Human Slave.

I love extremely weird people because I'm weird.

Human Slave by Day. Ninja by Night.

I recently stabbed a man in the chest 58 times with a spoon. Yes. A Spoon.

Any Questions? Comments? or Concerns? You may ask the person behind curtain #4.

When you're driving be sure to check your backseat. I will not be there.

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Today, after months of a very healthy sex life with my boyfriend, he asked me to let him try anal. I'm dead-set against it, so I tried to let him down easy by jokingly saying that I would, but only if he let me try it on him first. He said, "Sure." Fuck. FML

#20518830
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25264) - you deserved it (43097)

On 02/23/2013 at 1:27pm - intimacy - by think i'm dating perdix (woman) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, I was trying to sleep away a fever, when my grandma woke me up. She was sitting next to me, shoving gummy bears into my mouth until I started choking. She laughed, ran away, and denied everything. FML

#20486320
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33663) - you deserved it (2795)

On 01/30/2013 at 2:59pm - health - by cay - United States (New York)

Today, I went on a first date with the guy I really like. During our dinner, he said he needed to go to the bathroom. You guessed it: he didn't come back. FML

#20438667
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34640) - you deserved it (3123)

On 01/02/2013 at 1:59pm - love - by great. -

Today, my brother lost his first tooth, so I told him the tooth fairy is going to give him money. He now thinks The Rock is going to show up in his room. FML

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249 comments

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On 11/23/2011 at 2:14pm - kids - by G. Briones -

Today, my five year old ran down the street wearing nothing but flip flops, Star Wars underwear, and a baseball helmet. He was swinging a badminton racket while screaming "THIS IS SPARTA!" My neighbors watched laughing as I had to run after him down the street in my pajamas. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29472) - you deserved it (8241)

On 09/17/2011 at 9:20pm - kids - by awesomekidsmum - Canada (Ontario)



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