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Zound680
  • Town/Country : FuckOfff, America
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Monday 27 January 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 32
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Zound680 : My life is being run by two evil chinchillas. For I, am their Human Slave.

I love extremely weird people because I'm weird.

Human Slave by Day. Ninja by Night.

I recently stabbed a man in the chest 58 times with a spoon. Yes. A Spoon.

Any Questions? Comments? or Concerns? You may ask the person behind curtain #4.

When you're driving be sure to check your backseat. I will not be there.

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Today, after months of a very healthy sex life with my boyfriend, he asked me to let him try anal. I'm dead-set against it, so I tried to let him down easy by jokingly saying that I would, but only if he let me try it on him first. He said, "Sure." Fuck. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17757) - you deserved it (29610)

On 02/23/2013 at 1:27pm - intimacy - by think i'm dating perdix (woman) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, I was trying to sleep away a fever, when my grandma woke me up. She was sitting next to me, shoving gummy bears into my mouth until I started choking. She laughed, ran away, and denied everything. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27640) - you deserved it (2015)

On 01/30/2013 at 2:59pm - health - by cay - United States (New York)

Today, I went on a first date with the guy I really like. During our dinner, he said he needed to go to the bathroom. You guessed it: he didn't come back. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29190) - you deserved it (2271)

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