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About Zound680 : My life is being run by two evil chinchillas. For I, am their Human Slave.
I love extremely weird people because I'm weird.
Human Slave by Day. Ninja by Night.
I recently stabbed a man in the chest 58 times with a spoon. Yes. A Spoon.
Any Questions? Comments? or Concerns? You may ask the person behind curtain #4.
When you're driving be sure to check your backseat. I will not be there.
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Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Today, after months of a very healthy sex life with my boyfriend, he asked me to let him try anal. I'm dead-set against it, so I tried to let him down easy by jokingly saying that I would, but only if he let me try it on him first. He said, "Sure." Fuck. FML
Today, I was trying to sleep away a fever, when my grandma woke me up. She was sitting next to me, shoving gummy bears into my mouth until I started choking. She laughed, ran away, and denied everything. FML
Today, my five year old ran down the street wearing nothing but flip flops, Star Wars underwear, and a baseball helmet. He was swinging a badminton racket while screaming "THIS IS SPARTA!" My neighbors watched laughing as I had to run after him down the street in my pajamas. FML
Friday 30 January 2015