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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 4 June 1985 (29 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 198
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About ZorroRooster : Just your average nerd/geek. I like reading, playing video games, listening to music, writing, and spending time with my girlfriend. Currently attempting to write the next great fantasy novel. Slow going, that. I work at a daycare and REALLY enjoy working/playing with kids. Looking to to back to school for my graduate certification for teaching. Favorite video games: Legend of Zelda, Portal, Skyrim, Super Mario Galaxy, Chrono Trigger, Mass Effect Favorite Music: Jack Johnson, Coheed & Cambria, Tool, A Perfect Circle. Could keep going, but I imagine you're all bored and probably stopped reading a long time ago. Remember, the Force will be with you. Always.

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