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Today, my husband threw out all of the spices in the cupboard. When I asked him why he said, "Our cat was named Spicy and I can't stand to look at them." Our recently deceased cat's name was Dicey. FML
by Tali / 07/28/2011 at 2:18am / Australia (Queensland) / Animals
by screwed / 06/18/2011 at 4:51am / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 06/14/2011 at 8:59pm / United States (Maine) / Work
by stepsister / 06/10/2011 at 1:17am / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
Today, I found out that as a supervisor, if you reprimand a female worker and end the conversation with "Now get back to making sandwiches." your boss will consider it sexism and suspend you. I work at Subway. FML
by MakeMeASandwich / 06/10/2011 at 1:01am / United States (Illinois) / Work
by fuck / 06/02/2011 at 2:43pm / United States / Kids
Today, I noticed this guy crying in the park. I went up to him to see what was wrong. Apparently his girlfriend broke up with him, and he also said he wanted to kill himself. My first response was "Don't, you'll regret it later in life". FML
by alopez1994 / 04/21/2011 at 1:28am / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/15/2011 at 9:31am / United States (Arkansas) / Intimacy
by shredded / 02/11/2011 at 7:26pm / United Kingdom (Richmond upon Thames) / Miscellaneous
by SharpeOne / 12/28/2010 at 1:54am / Miscellaneous
by morenita27 / 12/20/2010 at 8:52pm / Canada / Work
by Anonymous / 11/13/2010 at 12:55pm / United States (Florida) / Geek
Today, my manager informed me that I will not be completing my job training because I'll be transferring to a different store, and if they want me to work there, that's their problem. Today, I also found out that the new store will not accept me as a transfer unless I've already been trained. FML
by Problem / 11/07/2010 at 3:34pm / United States (California) / Work
Today, I found out I received a "D" on my ethics exam, not because I did not know the information or did not follow the correct guidelines for writing the moral arguments, but because according to my professor my moral values are wrong. FML
by ecuboy / 10/26/2010 at 12:49pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, it's been six months since my husband and I have miscarried our daughter who we named Hana… 2Today, I discovered, after years of being grounded for losing my belongings, that I didn't actually… 3Today, eight tornados hit the town where I live. The only person who tried to get a hold of me and…
- Today, I told my son off because he lost a form. A form that I later found in my right-hand pocket.… Today, I’m in China, and I took my Golden Retriever to the groomer’s to get him cleaned up, because… Today, at Toronto airport, the customs officer checked my passport, then called his colleagues to…