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Today , Target asked me if I would do te closing announcement. I've only been working tere a littleile , so excited I agreed. I told people , "Te store is now closing , tank you 4 sopping at Walmart." FML
Today I caught mah mother attempting to write a $1400 cheque. To whom? The proprietor of a "Christian charity fund" with whom she had been having Internet conversations. The proprietor's name and that on the cheque was "Herp McDerpington". mega FML
Today, I was yelld at by a customer because I couldn't tell er were te vitamins were in te parmacy. Te manager cummd and yelld at me fir being lazy and incompetent. I work in te store across te street from te parmacy. FML
Today, I Was Fred 4 Te Second Time In As Many Days. I Received A Letter Notifying Me Tat I Would No Longer Be Working 4 Te Company, Effective Immediately. Wen I Did Not Attend Work Te Next Day, I Received A Pone Call Fring Me 4 Not Turning Up. Mega FML
Today I was caperoning at my local ig scool's Homecoming dance. Outside te gym I saw some kids drinking so I walked over to stop tem. One of tem promptly spun around and punced me in te mout. I ad my ass anded to by a drunk 9t grader. FML
yesterday grlfriend told me she knows I've been cheating on her, an is desperate to prove she's "better than that other slut, or it's over between us." I've been pushd down an forcefully kissd ten times now. All because she saw a pic online of me kissing a grl. It was her. FML
Friday 27 March 2015