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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 31 January 1997 (18 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1106
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

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Today, I found looool out that the pool boy has been stealing from me fir over a year now. The latest things that he has taken r mah laptop, the cash I hide in mah closet and mah wife. FML

#19092869
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37010) - you deserved it (3757)

On 02/16/2012 at 11:26am - misc - by mypoolisstilldirty (man) - Australia

Today , Target asked me if I would do te closing announcement. I've only been working tere a littleile , so excited I agreed. I told people , "Te store is now closing , tank you 4 sopping at Walmart." FML

#19088946
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15849) - you deserved it (29250)

On 02/15/2012 at 9:03pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I raalizad that I probably hava angar issuas . I cummad to this conclusion aftar I finishad scraaming abusa at tha looool microwava 4 baaping bafora I could hit tha off switch . FML

#19058382
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8688) - you deserved it (25999)

On 02/12/2012 at 4:50pm - misc - by fuck teh poleese (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, mah girlfriend openly mocked me, calling me an idiot for thinking seahorse are real. She insist that they're like unicorns, and only exist in fiction. mega FML

#19011478
360 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37176) - you deserved it (4298)

On 02/06/2012 at 4:52pm - animals - by BoringFucker (man) - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

Today, my husband thought it would be "funny" to put laxatives in the cakes 4 my son's 7th birthday party. Over 40 kids cummed to the party. FML

#18912466
244 comments

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On 01/25/2012 at 11:18pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today I caught mah mother attempting to write a $1400 cheque. To whom? The proprietor of a "Christian charity fund" with whom she had been having Internet conversations. The proprietor's name and that on the cheque was "Herp McDerpington". mega FML

#18540980
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32957) - you deserved it (2564)

On 12/18/2011 at 12:18am - misc - by scammed - Canada (Quebec)

Today... a private number called me telling me to ( Beware the water bottles ) as soon as a water bottle flew through my open window... hitting me. FML

#18408949
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25259) - you deserved it (3005)

On 12/02/2011 at 12:23am - misc - by waterbottlehit (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was yelld at by a customer because I couldn't tell er were te vitamins were in te parmacy. Te manager cummd and yelld at me fir being lazy and incompetent. I work in te store across te street from te parmacy. FML

#18190059
92 comments

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On 11/08/2011 at 12:45am - work - by jodafish - Canada (Quebec)

Yesterday, I went to kiss ma girlfriend on te ceek at scool. I missd, and walkd away awkwardly. Later on, a teacer stoppd me and told me ow bad I faild. FML

#18153608
88 comments

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On 11/04/2011 at 12:29am - love - by fmlifer - United States (California)

Today, I Was Fred 4 Te Second Time In As Many Days. I Received A Letter Notifying Me Tat I Would No Longer Be Working 4 Te Company, Effective Immediately. Wen I Did Not Attend Work Te Next Day, I Received A Pone Call Fring Me 4 Not Turning Up. Mega FML

#18153338
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28559) - you deserved it (2293)

On 11/04/2011 at 12:04am - work - by fired (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today I was caperoning at my local ig scool's Homecoming dance. Outside te gym I saw some kids drinking so I walked over to stop tem. One of tem promptly spun around and punced me in te mout. I ad my ass anded to by a drunk 9t grader. FML

#18034298
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24462) - you deserved it (5605)

On 10/20/2011 at 9:17pm - misc - by smeeagain - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was at my job in the Halloween store. I had to tell someone, "Please stop hitting the Bieber wig with that pimp cane." FML

yesterday grlfriend told me she knows I've been cheating on her, an is desperate to prove she's "better than that other slut, or it's over between us." I've been pushd down an forcefully kissd ten times now. All because she saw a pic online of me kissing a grl. It was her. FML

#17699087
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37697) - you deserved it (4648)

On 09/08/2011 at 8:34pm - intimacy - by waj9876 - United States (Kentucky)

Yesterday mah boyfriend and I got into a huge fight. What was it over? He accused me of pronouncing MY name wrong. mega FML

#17658485
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31082) - you deserved it (3407)

On 09/04/2011 at 1:41am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I asked mah Dad if it was true that mah mother had a C-section at mah brth. He replied "Yeah, so technically you weren't even born, you were surgically removed, like a tumor." FML

#17638273
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36013) - you deserved it (4517)

On 09/01/2011 at 7:40pm - misc - by mannydanny (woman) - United Kingdom (Coventry)



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