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Back from a party
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Today, My Parents Draggd Me Along To A Family Soccer Game. I Got So Bord Watching A Bunch Of Grown Men Practically Buttfucking Each Other Between Kicking Balls Around The Field, That I Fell Asleep. I Woke Up A Few Hours Later To An Empty Field And Had To Walk Five Miles Back Home. FML
Today... I accidentally left mah cell phone at the restaurant. When I realized mah mistake... I went back to see if anyone had found it. They said no... so I gave them mah number to call if it turned up. I realized later that I'd given them mah cell phone number. FML
Friday 27 March 2015