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ZooBee
  • Town/Country : Wichita, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 8 February 1988 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 453
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

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Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 5 years getting intimate with my best friend. When they saw me they immediately stopped and said nothing. After about 5 seconds of silence my boyfriend yells "April fools!!" April Fools was 12 days ago. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (94872) - you deserved it (4118)

On 04/12/2009 at 6:47am - misc - by Aprilfools (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, an elderly gentleman walked into the UPS Store where I work asking to use the laminating machine. I explained to him that we keep it behind the counter and I would do it for him, whence he produced several graphic photos of him having it off with nasty looking women to be laminated. FML

#213977 (58)

I agree, your life sucks (42473) - you deserved it (3103)

On 03/05/2009 at 12:14am - work - by UhhhUhhhRRRick (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, at work, our new cute intern asked me if I could explain my work. Taking a cool posture sitting on her desk I explained. After 10 minutes I walked away, only to hear her laughing with the girl next to her. Turns out my fly was open. And I didn't wear underwear. FML

#194436 (77)

I agree, your life sucks (10300) - you deserved it (53805)

On 03/03/2009 at 9:55am - work - by Peter80 (man) - Netherlands (Limburg)

Today, I saw a girl texting at school. I told her she might want to put her phone away before she got a detention. She turned around and I saw she was changing her insulin level on her pump. She has diabetes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7792) - you deserved it (39464)

On 02/23/2009 at 9:41am - health - by kcd (woman) - United States (Kentucky)