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Zommie

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  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 574
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Visits<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/16/2015 at 5:44pm

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Zommie's favorite FMLs

Today, I was sitting on the couch with my fiancé, when he jumped up and viciously sat on my face. I then heard, smelled, and tasted the most violent, horrific fart known to man. I still can't get the taste out of my mouth, and he can't stop laughing. I'm getting married to this guy. FML

by anonymous / 03/14/2012 at 1:18am / Canada (British Columbia) / Love

Today, my boyfriend decided to re-enact a scene from Family Guy. He locked me in the car with him and farted deadly ones repeatedly. He wouldn't let me out until I learned to "love the gas." FML

by Anonymous / 01/04/2011 at 3:09pm / Reserved / Love