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  • Birth Date : Sunday 30 May 1993 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 819
  • Number of comments : 57
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About ZomgWeAreClubKid : Be brutal, be rude, idgaf.

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ZomgWeAreClubKid's favorite FMLs

Today, a customer at the store I work at asked me what kind of cake I would suggest for her husband's 50th birthday. I laughed and showed her the Grim Reaper cake. She burst into tears and explained that he has cancer. FML

#14041933
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11226) - you deserved it (50571)

On 11/30/2010 at 10:39pm - work - by Username -

Today, I went to use the public restroom. As I saw the toilet paper was out, I could see there was some hanging down from the other stall. As I went to grab it, I felt a hand grab mine and a voice ask seductively, "what were you reaching for?" FML

#13940137
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24994) - you deserved it (8822)

On 11/22/2010 at 7:18pm - misc - by reesemaster (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I ate what was supposed to be a delicious mini powdered donut. The first one tasted funny, so I pulled out another one and realized that the powdered sugar was now in fact powdered hairy mold. Then I looked at the package and realized it was over a year and a half old. FML

#13124978
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9777) - you deserved it (32194)

On 09/20/2010 at 4:28am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was walking outside when I saw my best friend about 100 meters away. I began running towards her, arms flailing, screaming out a tribal battle cry. It wasn't until I was nearly on top of her that I realised it was someone else. FML

#13088642
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8846) - you deserved it (29466)

On 09/17/2010 at 4:33pm - misc - by ellinor (woman) - Sweden (Jonkopings Lan)

Today, I went to a gay club with my supportive straight best friend to find me a date. Somehow, she managed to go home with a guy and I'm still decidedly single. FML

#13018300
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28942) - you deserved it (5798)

On 09/12/2010 at 10:46am - intimacy - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, someone whistled, so I turned around. The guy behind me then said: "Did you seriously think that it was meant for you?" FML

#13017861
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33338) - you deserved it (4374)

On 09/12/2010 at 10:04am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, I found out what "supersoaked" means. I thought it meant getting shot by a water gun, which is why I laughed when my daughter's boyfriend said he "supersoaked" her. FML

#12894594
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29217) - you deserved it (6041)

On 09/04/2010 at 12:15am - intimacy - by FMyLife5915 -

Today, I was taking care of a friend's hamster. Thinking the hamster wanted to make a bed, I put some cotton balls in his cage so he would be comfy. He promptly ate them and died. FML

#12781273
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13401) - you deserved it (34439)

On 08/28/2010 at 12:56am - animals - by Kelli (woman) - United States (California)



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