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  • Town/Country : Panama City, Florida, United states
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 15 January 1995 (19 years)
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Today, I thought it would be funny to sneak up behind my cat and scare it with a loud "boo!" The cat responded by jumping up, and running across my apartment, which would have been fine, except for the fact she left a trail of liquid shit everywhere she went. FML

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