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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 25 December 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 604
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, something ran across my foot while I was on the toilet. Hearing me scream, my husband ran in. We now have a new "pet" mouse named Jerry that I am not allowed to kill under threat of divorce. FML

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