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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 9 December 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1276
  • Number of comments : 168
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Zombieslayer1 : Wow, so much to say and little space to do it with. First off I love the summer since I live on a lake and just feel dead during the winter. Nothin' better then hangin' with my friends and a big ol' bucket of KFC chicken (extra crispy), and doin' sports. I teach kids how to skate and am learning a form of martial arts called Aikido.

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Zombieslayer1's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend actually remembered our anniversary. Not our anniversary of being together, which he forgot last month, but the anniversary of him getting his first blow job from me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43054) - you deserved it (9078)

On 04/11/2011 at 12:01am - intimacy - by blower - United States (Colorado)

Today, I promised my boyfriend a blow job every time he does the dishes. Every dish in the house has been washed three times already. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21384) - you deserved it (70257)

On 04/10/2011 at 1:07am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I was having some intense sex with my boyfriend. I was wailing so loud that my neighbors decided to call the police on us. According to them, it sounded like I was "being tortured to death". FML


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On 04/08/2011 at 7:42pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my girlfriend hid my car keys and decided that she wouldn't give them back until I succeeded in giving her an orgasm. FML


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On 04/08/2011 at 1:24am - intimacy - by failure -

Today, I was walking along when I saw this girl kissing her boyfriend. I thought to myself "I wish I had a boyfriend like that". I'm a guy, and straight. At least I thought I was. FML


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On 04/07/2011 at 11:15am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, after buying my girlfriend a $700 bracelet for Christmas, I hinted that I wanted a pair of Oakleys. She told me I shouldn't get her anything and that I should expect even less. FML


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On 11/24/2010 at 5:55am - money - by hoogimo -

Today, I went to bed with three hot, half-naked girls beneath me. I was in the bunk above. Alone. FML


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On 07/27/2010 at 10:43am - intimacy - by lonelyguy321 - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, fifteen minutes after dinner was served, my blind date says "It's good that you're smart. Not to be rude, but most girls aren't. I mean, at some point, I'm going to pull my dick out of your mouth and then it's good if you have something interesting to say." Check please. FML


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On 04/05/2010 at 1:14am - intimacy - by Hate2Date (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

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