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  • Birth Date : Thursday 15 November 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1133
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About ZombieSazza : Scottish, ginger, social scientist student. From the North, now living in Montrose.

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ZombieSazza's favorite FMLs

Today, in a last ditch attempt to get away from my psycho coworker, I made my boss transfer me to another branch in the district. My coworker was immediately moved to that branch, because we "work well together". FML


I agree, your life sucks (45848) - you deserved it (4313)

On 06/15/2014 at 10:21pm - work - by Godhelpme (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to take the train from my hometown to my university for a very important meeting concerning my foreign exchange program. When I finally arrived, I noticed a Post-it on the door: "Meeting cancelled, sick". I basically made a 9-hour day-trip for a half-an-hour walk. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36623) - you deserved it (3407)

On 03/31/2014 at 7:49am - misc - by Anonymous - Netherlands (Zeeland)

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