Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

ZombieRaptor

Online | Search for a member

ZombieRaptor

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 132
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

ZombieRaptor's page activity

Visits<b>TheEmoSuperman</b> - the 08/12/2014 at 5:10pm<b>newpron</b> - the 08/11/2014 at 9:42am<b>TheAtomicBomb</b> - the 08/10/2014 at 2:51am<b>stargazer091</b> - the 08/09/2014 at 7:58pm<b>daltonjoyce1998</b> - the 08/09/2014 at 7:15pm<b>YepThatsMeee</b> - the 08/09/2014 at 5:59pm<b>CheshireHalli</b> - the 08/09/2014 at 5:38pm<b>Miizuo</b> - the 06/09/2014 at 11:18pm<b>ZaTitanz</b> - the 06/09/2014 at 10:23pm<b>Remembered</b> - the 06/09/2014 at 8:59pm<b>Respect101</b> - the 06/09/2014 at 7:11pm<b>jennac777</b> - the 04/19/2014 at 10:18pm<b>Spirit954</b> - the 04/10/2014 at 11:30am<b>its_bree</b> - the 04/10/2014 at 2:09am<b>Rozay333</b> - the 04/06/2014 at 12:19pm<b>IAmGuineaPig</b> - the 04/05/2014 at 11:29pm<b>shayna_rachel89</b> - the 04/05/2014 at 6:18pm<b>Nish007</b> - the 04/05/2014 at 6:04pm

ZombieRaptor's FML badges

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

Judgmental

You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

See all of ZombieRaptor's badges

ZombieRaptor's favorite FMLs

Today, while out shopping, I could hear what sounded like two grown men talking about me, and they were being pretty gross. I turned around to scold them and it turned out being a dad and his 13-year-old son. He said he was, "teaching a son to be a man, and that my ass was grounds for discussion." FML

#21222536
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40841) - you deserved it (4559)

On 07/27/2014 at 10:54pm - misc - by tlm84 - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was sitting beside a very cute girl on a 3 hour bus trip with my class. She fell asleep, head on my lap. She woke up because my erection was jabbing her in the cheek. FML

#15532710
483 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55171) - you deserved it (27681)

On 03/28/2011 at 4:13pm - intimacy - by dickface - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was fixing some photos for a client. I spent 20 minutes trying to Photoshop an unusual black dot out of a picture. Only then did I discover it was a black dot on my computer screen. FML

#1118521
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11229) - you deserved it (59137)

On 04/19/2009 at 2:09pm - misc - by confusedphotographer (woman) - United States (Kentucky)



Zach Stafford's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Zach's illustrated FML
  • Everybody's talking about Ebola at the moment. I have trouble keeping up with the latest trends. I'm going to wait until Christmas and see what special offers turn up in the shops, under funky new names…

Friday 17 October 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: